Jamie's Christmas Lock-In Page #2

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Yeah, a proper lock-in.

Proper like the old days.

Proper like the old days. Have a look at this cocktail.

Can you see the fizz that's going on?

Have a little taste of it.

Now, guys, let's all be honest.

Christmas, a beautiful time

of year, family, friends,

all that sort of stuff.

Must of us, if we're honest,

when we go home, one of us gets sat

next to someone a bit boring, yeah?

If you make a Charlotta, it

makes people interesting.

Wow!

It does, so try that at home.

It's a beautiful thing.

It's really nice.

By the way, if I was to

show you these things here,

what does it say to you?

It says a cheeky Vimto.

Have you ever had a cheeky Vimto?

Yeah.

It's not just a Welsh thing?

No, no.

I've actually frozen it and

made you a proper alcopop.

Amazing, a cheeky Vimto ice lolly.

That is going down. This is not...

I can't really do this on television.

Get it down you!

That was lovely.

Maybe we should swap.

I'd like to see you do that, actually.

Let's swap. You go.

Go for it, honey bunch.

It's good, though.

My God.

Have you ever actually had a cheeky Vimto?

Cheeky Vimtos are like...

You make it for me now, cos

I haven't got any clue what

you're talking about.

I come from Essex, we do lager.

I need a bigger glass.

What, a pint glass?

What, a pint glass?

Exactly.

Bring me a pint glass.

Here you are.

So how do you do it?

Give me rough quantities so the

British public can make this at home.

Basically, it's supposed

to be a single measure.

First, roughly a single shot of...

What is it, port?

No, that definitely a double.

That's a pint glass.

What is that stuff?

It looks like it's from a power station.

This is just a WKD Blue.

It seems like a really horrible drink.

But it's really easy to drink.

It's super sugary,

so I suppose it depends

upon your taste buds,

but I'm rather partial to it.

Is that alcoholic?

Is that alcoholic?

Of course!

Give it a go.

Give it a go. Do you drink it

out of a pint glass in Wales?

Yeah, traditionally.

It just tastes like

Tizer when I was a kid.

Yeah, it just tastes like pop.

But that's dangerous.

Do you not find yourself drinking

it and getting out of control and

waking up in someone else's house?

No, darling, never.

Oh, that is dangerous.

Well, listen, cheeky Vimto, everyone!

APPLAUSE:

The good news is, everybody,

is that me and Charlotte are going

to make you all a Charlotta.

CHEERING:

Amazing.

Off you go, sweetheart.

There you go.

Oh, Christ.

Let's have some music.

"All I Want For Christmas

Is You" by Mariah Carey.

Start with a champagne cocktail

for all of you lovely people.

Charlotte, we have a lovely,

classy, champagne fountain.

Oh!

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