Jakob The Liar Page #2
Bezanika
Germans are dying each day
Russians are on their way
-KowaIsky!|-We're cIosed. We're cIosed.
-Time to open!|-Leave me aIone. Go away!
What are you doing?
-You can't kiII yourseIf.|-You got a reason why not?
Yeah, I have a good one.
That's just between you and me.
Yesterday evening|something very funny happened.
ActuaIIy, not that funny.|You might not find it funny.
-It's where I caught this coId--|-Get to the point.
The point is, my friend, yesterday after|curfew, I was in the Kommandantur--
-Are you an informer?|-Are you out of your mind?
No Jew Ieaves the Kommandantur|aIive except informers.
Don't teII me Iies.|I'm desperate, not stupid.
Get out of here, pIease.|PIease Ieave me aIone.
Go ahead.
PeopIe wiII say KowaIsky|didn't keep his part of a bargain.
I'm entitIed to|daiIy shaves and haircuts.
In exchange, you can eat|aII the pancakes you want in my caf.
You haven't made any for 3 years.
What can I do?|The Germans don't Iet potatoes in.
That's not my fauIt.|A deaI's a deaI.
Oh, good.
What are you compIaining about?|You have a duII razor.
Sit down.
Barber with a duII razor|is Iike a bIind moyl.
No insuIts. Sit down, pIease.|Here we go.
Here. Enough.
Good. Enough!
Professor!
No, thank you.
Excuse me.|My respects, professor.
I caught a coId Iast night.|Do you have some medicaI advice?
You know my prescription: A cigar|and brandy, taken in Monte CarIo.
Give me your hand, professor.
-You have a good night?|-Good night?
If three suicides baIanced by|one birth is a good night, then, yes.
SpIendid, wonderfuI night.
Line up two at a time!|Pick a partner!
-HerscheI, you need a partner?|-Yes, but not with cough.
Professor!
Two weak men|don't make a strong man.
You forgot me!
-I unIoad, you carry.|-What'II I get?
The pIeasure of my company.
I have to eat.
Do I have to feed you?
AII right.
You aII right?
Yes, thank you.
Mischa?
Where are you? Sneaking a cigarette?|Is that it?
Oh, my God!
Are you meshugge?|It's forbidden to do that!
It couId be you and me here one day.|ShouIdn't we do something?
The best thing to do is nothing!|I don't want to be shot!
What way wouId you prefer to die?
Go away.|Don't stand here.
I can't Iet you do something stupid!
Can you stop me?
I'm your manager.
You're not a very good one.
You're not a very good boxer.
-You want to try me?|-We're not the same weight cIass!
Guard!
The guard is coming.
You'II make a good-Iooking corpse.
I'II take one of those|bastards with me.
Don't!
The Russians are in Bezanika.
And I heard HitIer's appIying|to be chief rabbi in BerIin.
-It's the truth.|-Let go!
I heard it on the radio!
It's forbidden to taIk.|Go to work.
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