Jake's Journey Page #2
- Year:
- 1988
- 25 min
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The road to the castle should
cross the stream round about here.
I think there is a troll bridge.
- Will we have to pay?
- Right, that's it.
I'm not going any further with you.
- Why? What did I do?
That was a blatant attempt at a pun,
the second lowest form of wit.
You heard perfectly well it is a bridge
guarded by a troll, not a toll bridge.
I won't move any further
until you've apologized.
- I'm sorry.
- Right.
So what is a troll anyway?
Well, it's a sort of huge,
pointy, fierce, hairy,
slimy greenish uncooperative
entity which eats people.
Smaller people.
Anyone under five foot eleven.
- That's, that's very specific.
- They are.
But that's no more than
you not liking eggplant.
Do you like eggplant?
- No way.
Well there you are then.
How tall are you?
Five ten and a half with shoes.
Shoes don't count.
Wait a second, so if I try to cross this
bridge, this thing is going to eat me?
Unless we distract it in some way.
Don't worry, I have a plan.
Look out, there's someone behind you.
Aha!
What a life.
I've been knocking people
for twenty eight,
no, thirty years.
And what do I get?
"Look out, there's someone behind you."
There must be more to life than this.
He kind of sounds like my father.
Middle age, I suppose.
It's only a phase.
So how do we get around him?
You should know that.
Distract him.
Wait, I thought you had a plan.
That's it.
Off you go, you can do it.
Good plan, real good plan there.
I die, you watch.
Good morning.
Are you talking to me?
Yeah.
You know, I thought there was supposed
to be a troll around here or something.
Oh really?
He must have gone.
You know, I really like your shirt.
- Shirt?
- Your shirt, it's brilliant.
- What, this?
- Yeah.
It's trendy.
Did you get that around here?
No.
I've had it for years.
No kidding.
And who does your hair?
What do you mean?
Well I mean, it's awesome.
What do you mean, "it's awesome"?
I mean it's spiky, and it looks good.
No...!
Yeah, really.
Do you get I cut around here?
No, no, it just grows like this.
You are so lucky, I could
never do that with my hair.
Well, it is different.
Different?
Your hair is fantastic.
Well, yes, I suppose
it is a bit fantastic, yes.
It is certainly the best
hair in the forest, yeah.
Yeah, I think you got something there.
Trendy, hey?
Fancy that.
You are a nice young man.
- Well done!
- I did it, didn't I?
Now, things begin to get tricky.
Look out, behind you.
Look, I'm not talking about
other centuries, it's just that,
you know, I came from some place else,
and I'd like to get back there.
Me too, but I can't tell you any more,
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