Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Page #2

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- You tell him about the microphone.

Don't even start that

with me! Not now!

Okay? It wasn't even my fault!

This cop, he's got a bug

up his ass,

and then they give me

this public defender

who's a f***ing idiot! And...

Sir, excuse me.

The microphone is on.

Please, just give me a moment.

Just give me a moment.

Look, I violated my parole

and now they're gonna

send me to jail.

I just need you to take Billy

across the country

so he can be with his dad

for a while. Okay?

What?

I can't have Bobby with me

now. I'm in mourning!

It's Billy. Billy!

How am I supposed

to know what his name is?

You never brought him around!

And when you did bring him around,

he pissed every bed in the house.

I don't pee my bed anymore.

I cannot have

Billy with me now.

I am a free man for the

first time in 46 years

and I can't be saddled

with that cockblock!

That's just fine.

You were never there for me

when I was little,

so I guess it's

no different now, is it?

I'm going to talk to my mom.

I am very sorry. Um...

Everyone's very

emotional right now.

It's a very difficult

time for the family.

Uh...

I don't know what to say.

Sweetie, come here.

That's your mother's.

She told me I could have it.

Give me the...

Give it...

Don't do this in front of

them! Don't do this right now!

Just stop...

- Oh, no!

- Oh, God! Jesus!

Oh, no.

Grandma?

- I love you.

- Oh, baby.

Sorry, Daddy.

Oh, baby!

Oh, my God!

Sing! Please, choir, sing

something. Somebody help.

Joy, joy, joy

Down in my heart

Down in my heart,

down in my heart

I've got the joy,

joy, joy, joy

Down in my heart to stay

I've got the love of

Jesus down in my heart

Down in my heart,

down in my heart

I've got the love of Jesus

down in my heart

Down in my heart to stay

I've got the joy,

joy, joy, joy

Down in my heart to stay

F***.

Where are we going?

We're going here to get on

a computer call with your dad

to see when he's gonna

pick your little ass up.

And I got someone meeting us

to help me

and your father communicate,

seeing how we don't get along.

Are you Mr. Zisman?

- Hi.

- Shirley Kreska.

- Nice to meet you, Shirley.

- Nice to meet you.

Well, tell me

the purpose of the call.

His mother is going to jail.

But she wanted me to get

him to his father.

We've had lots of problems

out of the father.

He's nearly impossible

to communicate with.

Yes, yes.

I got him up on

the computer now.

All right, Chuck.

This is Shirley.

Hi, Chuck.

I'm a local counselor,

and I'm just here to help

the two of you

reach whatever goals

you want to reach

and just help the two

of you talk together.

Okay.

So, uh, Kimmie

is going to

jail again, all right?

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Philip John Clapp, known professionally as Johnny Knoxville, is an American stunt performer, actor, and filmmaker. He is best known as a co-creator and star of the MTV reality stunt show Jackass, which aired for three seasons from 2000 to 2002. more…

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