Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Page #3
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Doesn't surprise me.
So I need you to come
get Billy, like, from me.
Why are you shaking your head?
'Cause this is real
I'm having some problems
- Okay.
- Oh, your business, huh?
What business is that?
I sell computers.
Sell... He couldn't sell
p*ssy on a troop train.
Oh, that's
a disgusting thing to say.
Okay, but that doesn't help.
That doesn't help.
You're right. You're right.
Are you serious?
This is a disaster.
All right, Chuck.
If you can't come to Lincoln,
then I'll just bring him
to you in North Carolina.
No. 'Cause I don't have money
to take care of a kid.
My cousin, he just had
to take his baby girl,
and the state's paying
him $600 a month for free.
Are you sure you
want him to go to him?
- He's getting 600 bucks?
- A month.
Wait, what are they saying?
She's saying possibly he could
I think I can
work something out.
bring him here to Raleigh,
I could take the kid.
And then if it
didn't work out...
600 bucks a month
will make it work for me.
So...
And that isn't guaranteed,
what she just said.
It's something
- you would have to investigate.
- No, no, it's guaranteed.
She's always right.
It's a done deal, man.
Drop him off.
All right,
2:
00 on Sunday.2:
00 p.m. Sunday.Great, man. Great. Great.
There goes like
half my inventory.
What a wonderful business
you have.
Okay. Chuck,
what's your last name?
Muskie.
- M-U-S-K-I-E.
- M... Okay.
D-O-U-C-H-E is
how you spell it.
Yeah. That's right.
F-A-G-O-T is your last name.
Your son's right here,
if you don't mind.
Bye, A-S-S-O-L-E.
Shitbird, dummy butt.
Let's just...
Let's just walk away.
Suck it.
"Suck it," that's nice.
Suck a bowl of d*cks.
Bye, Dad.
Bye, Billy!
Bye.
Hey, Billy, let me show you
what you're going to do
if somebody comes
at you with a knife.
Come here.
Have any of those baskets down
here that you have outside?
I don't think so.
You don't think so.
You don't know?
Don't interrupt,
grandpa, I'm busy.
So if a guy comes
at you with a knife...
You don't care about a sale?
Yeah, I care about a sale.
And you keep
yapping. Jesus.
- Good attitude to have.
- Yeah, keep walking, gramps.
Okay, now, if a guy comes
at you in a knife fight.
Like, come at me,
I'll show you what you do.
That's all you gotta do.
You take it and you stick
And then they
can't run after you.
market for a nice bed?
- No.
- Seventy-five dollars.
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