Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 Page #2
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- God bless you, John.
- Working in construction, man.
We can't hold this up anymore.
They're gonna have the food
and we're not gonna
be there. Let's go.
- All right.
- All right, John.
- You take care of yourself.
- Okay, you, too.
All right.
- And I hope your wife turns out better.
- Thank you. You're a good man.
I'm going to think about overreacting
from now on, so I appreciate it.
Hey, tubby, lay off of it, huh?
I'm talking to John.
John's gotta go,
he's got a meeting.
Well, hell. Bye, John.
Now, don't mistake my
kindness for weakness!
You son of a...
Trouble.
We shot all daylong,
and we had those people
on the hook all day long.
And I think that's
what got me excited.
I'm good, I'm good.
Whose clubs are these?
I think they're with your group.
I took one of their carts.
I'm so sorry.
If we can keep 50 people
on the hook all daylong,
then we can do this.
I think it was a great first day.
Really great.
How does it feel being,
bringing Irving back?
Well, at 4:
00 am this morning,not so good.
But now I feel much better.
So, day one a success.
Day one a success.
How many more days to go?
Only 59 more f***ing days.
All right.
Hey, can I bum a
smoke from you, man?
Please?
- Here you go.
- Thank you. What...
Why would you put
that in your body?
Why would you do that to yourself?
You're a big, strong man.
Why would you smoke?
Bro, I'm gonna go in here
- Wait, this, this gonna...
- Huh? What are you doing?
beat your motherfucking ass.
Oh, yeah? You think...
You do a lot of talk,
just 'cause I'm old.
I used to box!
I almost got my ass beat
by those two guys.
They went inside and thought about
me stomping out their cigarette
and came back out with
a cigar, like, this long,
and just put it right in my face,
begging that I would take it.
You're smoking again?
Now you're smoking cigars.
God damn it.
How much money
you got in your pocket?
How much money?
I got a lot.
Why, you wanna make
a bet on something?
I'm looking for that money
The cigarette you smashed.
No, no, no. That was
a favor for you.
You say you were
gonna whoop my ass?
You're talking, you were talking.
Didn't you say
Yeah, yeah.
You not gonna let me show you,
you ready?
You ready?
I'm always ready.
Well what you waiting on?
Well...
I'm a little down on my back
right now. Otherwise, I would.
Who is this guy, man?
Come on, come on.
Did you see that f***ing
F*** that chick,
where my motherfucking
cigarette money at, partner?
What are you talking about?
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