Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 Page #2

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2014
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- God bless you, John.

- Working in construction, man.

We can't hold this up anymore.

They're gonna have the food

and we're not gonna

be there. Let's go.

- All right.

- All right, John.

- You take care of yourself.

- Okay, you, too.

All right.

- And I hope your wife turns out better.

- Thank you. You're a good man.

I'm going to think about overreacting

from now on, so I appreciate it.

Hey, tubby, lay off of it, huh?

I'm talking to John.

John's gotta go,

he's got a meeting.

Well, hell. Bye, John.

Now, don't mistake my

kindness for weakness!

You son of a...

Trouble.

We shot all daylong,

and we had those people

on the hook all day long.

And I think that's

what got me excited.

I'm good, I'm good.

Whose clubs are these?

I think they're with your group.

I took one of their carts.

I'm so sorry.

If we can keep 50 people

on the hook all daylong,

then we can do this.

I think it was a great first day.

Really great.

How does it feel being,

bringing Irving back?

Well, at 4:
00 am this morning,

not so good.

But now I feel much better.

So, day one a success.

Day one a success.

How many more days to go?

Only 59 more f***ing days.

All right.

Hey, can I bum a

smoke from you, man?

Please?

- Here you go.

- Thank you. What...

Don't worry about it.

Why would you put

that in your body?

Why would you do that to yourself?

You're a big, strong man.

Why would you smoke?

Bro, I'm gonna go in here

- Wait, this, this gonna...

- Huh? What are you doing?

I'm gonna go in here before I

beat your motherfucking ass.

Oh, yeah? You think...

You do a lot of talk,

just 'cause I'm old.

I used to box!

I almost got my ass beat

by those two guys.

They went inside and thought about

me stomping out their cigarette

and came back out with

a cigar, like, this long,

and just put it right in my face,

begging that I would take it.

You're smoking again?

Now you're smoking cigars.

God damn it.

How much money

you got in your pocket?

How much money?

I got a lot.

Why, you wanna make

a bet on something?

I'm looking for that money

you broke my cigarette for.

The cigarette you smashed.

No, no, no. That was

a favor for you.

You say you were

gonna whoop my ass?

You're talking, you were talking.

Didn't you say

you was gonna whoop my ass?

Yeah, yeah.

You not gonna let me show you,

you ready?

You ready?

I'm always ready.

Well what you waiting on?

Well...

I'm a little down on my back

right now. Otherwise, I would.

Who is this guy, man?

Come on, come on.

Did you see that f***ing

hot chick who walked by?

F*** that chick,

where my motherfucking

cigarette money at, partner?

What are you talking about?

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