Jackass Number Two

Synopsis: Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before.
Director(s): Jeff Tremaine
Production: Paramount
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92 min

Well, if you didn't jump out of the way,

I would've had it done the first time.

- You should've pressed, you asshole!

- I did press! You went like that!

F*ck! Oh, God damn, that hurt so bad.

Turn around.

I'm not going to burn you again.

I already got you three times.

- Three of them.

- You gave me a hologram dick.

There's three solid dicks,

there's one half-assed one right here

and then you gave me a set of balls.

- But a sweet set of balls.

- Rad.

I'd rather rip my dick off

and throw it in the river

than to do that again.

God damn.

We're at Ape and Phil's house

and I'm gonna present them

the branded dick on my butt.

Let me rephrase that. Dicks.

- Well, I gave him a present.

- What present?

He loved it.

- What?

- It still hurts.

- What? What am I looking at?

- He gave me a dick farm on my ass.

Oh, my God! What is that?

What is that?

- I branded his ass.

- It's supposed to be a dick

but he did it six times,

so now I have a dick farm on my ass.

- Is that permanent?

- Yes! Look!

- What is that, a tattoo?

- It's a brand. A hot iron for cows.

Bam, that is so infected!

That does not look good. Oh, my God,

he's going to have that for life!

- You're going to have that for life.

- No shit.

If you have one on there, you should've

made it bigger and more realistic.

- That puny thing's embarrassing.

- Ape, I got a muffed-up-ass butt.

I know, and you had the cutest butt ever

and now you've ruined it.

- No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.

- Yeah, why'd you ruin it?

I tried to do it good. He jumped around.

I was scared. I'm burning my own friend.

Why would you burn him

in the first place, Dunn?

- Because it was funny.

- It's not funny.

Get ready to be happy,

ladies and gentlemen.

Johnny Knoxville is going to jump

the entire lake.

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Jeff Tremaine

Jeffrey James Tremaine (born September 4, 1966) is an American showrunner, filmmaker and formet magazine editot. He is most closely associated with the Jackass franchise, having been involved since the inception of the first TV show. Tremaine is the former editor of the skating culture magazine Big Brother and a former art director of the influential BMX magazine GO as well as a former professional BMX rider. Jeff was the executive producer on the MTV reality series Rob and Big and now works as the executive producer of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Nitro Circus, and Adult Swim's Loiter Squad. In 2009, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the second sequel to Jackass, titled Jackass 3D. It was filmed in 3D starting in January 2010. The whole cast of the previous movies returned.In January 2014, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the Mötley Crüe biopic The Dirt. Tremaine then made a public appearance at the band's final tour press conference on January 28, 2014 confirming and also speaking on the film expressing his excitement. One year later, Focus Features announced that they had picked up the film, keeping Tremaine on to continue with directing. In 2015, Tremaine directed and hosted the WWE Network series, WWE Swerved. In July 2015, Tremaine directed Angry Skies, a 30 for 30 film, for ESPN. In September 2016, Tremaine directed a new safety video for American Airlines. more…

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