Jackass Number Two

Synopsis: Chris Pontius, Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, and the whole crew return to the screen to raise the stakes higher than ever before.
Director(s): Jeff Tremaine
Production: Paramount
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92 min

My name is Gloria and I'm 90 years old.

And I'm a slut.

Okay, I'm going to go

get us a table now, okay?

- Bye, Mama. Thank you.

- Goodbye.

Go ahead. I'm fine.

Excuse me, sir.

Could I use your cellular telephone?

What's the number?

I don't know what number. It's the driver.

- Oh, yes. Could you dial it for me?

- Yes, yes.

What is the number?

I don't know.

What is his number? I don't know.

This happens every time I go to brunch.

- Is this okay for now?

- Yes, thank you.

I'm Danger Ehren, here with Thor,

and this is the Mini-Loop.

He can barely ride it.



All right, let Thor try it.

Come on.

I hit my head pretty hard.

Good thing I'm wearing that helmet.

Safety first.

I love that confidence.

I'm not gay but I...

I kind of want to f*** him.

- Come on, Danger, get on it.

- How's the bike?

Bike's good.

He's mocking the loop.

After this movie comes out, you're

totally going to lose your virginity.

- You almost pulled it off.

- I don't think dudes count, Chris.

Here we are

at some random-ass ranch,

and this is the Brand.

And it's gonna suck.

- Drop them.

- Good luck.


- You have no hair on your ass.

- It is pretty.

- You ready?

- No.

- You better get ready quick.

- That is a mini hard dick right there.

Try not to move around. You don't want

to have two of those things on you.

Oh, dear God.

I wasn't bummed for you, till right now.


If I take it off,

it's gonna go cold in a second.

I have to keep it on

until we're ready to film.


All right.

You said 10 seconds 20 seconds ago.

Clean him off.

- All right, you ready?

- No.

Don't move.

- Go, go, go!

- Don't move.

Press it hard, you idiot!

F***! It's good.

No, it's not, dude. You got to hold it to it.

Oh, f***!

Dude, that hurts so f***ing bad!

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Jeff Tremaine

Jeffrey James Tremaine (born September 4, 1966) is an American showrunner, filmmaker and formet magazine editot. He is most closely associated with the Jackass franchise, having been involved since the inception of the first TV show. Tremaine is the former editor of the skating culture magazine Big Brother and a former art director of the influential BMX magazine GO as well as a former professional BMX rider. Jeff was the executive producer on the MTV reality series Rob and Big and now works as the executive producer of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Nitro Circus, and Adult Swim's Loiter Squad. In 2009, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the second sequel to Jackass, titled Jackass 3D. It was filmed in 3D starting in January 2010. The whole cast of the previous movies returned.In January 2014, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the Mötley Crüe biopic The Dirt. Tremaine then made a public appearance at the band's final tour press conference on January 28, 2014 confirming and also speaking on the film expressing his excitement. One year later, Focus Features announced that they had picked up the film, keeping Tremaine on to continue with directing. In 2015, Tremaine directed and hosted the WWE Network series, WWE Swerved. In July 2015, Tremaine directed Angry Skies, a 30 for 30 film, for ESPN. In September 2016, Tremaine directed a new safety video for American Airlines. more…

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