Jackass 2.5

Synopsis: The crew have now set off to finish what as left over from Jackass 2.0, and in this version they have Wee Man use a 'pee' gun on themselves, having a mini motor bike fracas in the grocery mall, a sperm test, a portly crew member disguised as King Kong, as well as include three episodes of their hilarious adventures in India, namely drinking beer off of Shridhar Chillai's several feet long fingernails; having one of the crew lie on a bed of nails with two snakes - one on his chest and one between the legs, as well as a decorated elephant in the background; and finally having a half-naked Indian Sadhu drink one of the crew's urine.
Director(s): Jeff Tremaine
Production: Paramount Home Video
 
IMDB:
6.5
UNRATED
Year:
2007
64 min
Website
30 Views


lubed up, April, it's cool.

-We're going to spit on them.

-Are you joking?

"We're going to spit on them"!

Ape, what do you think?

How are you not going

to get arrested doing this?

We have permits.

-Yeah.

-Where do you get a permit for that?

Paramount.

We can't get a permit

for something stupid, like an addition,

and you're getting a permit for that?

-So, do you approve of this skit?

-No!

-Well, I'm doing it anyway. Goodbye.

-I knew you would, but I...

It's a beautiful day at the beach,

and I feel like flying a kite.

Out of my ass!

I just lost a shitload of fans.

But I gained four in Key West.

Oh, man.

Sand in the Vaseline now.

There you go.

Ape is going to hate this one.

Get it in there, buddy!

-I'm trying!

-I can't do this.

What's going on back there?

-Fucking freak!

-Check this. Chris, check.

-What's the ball count there, dude?

-I can't do this.

-What's the ball count, Chris?

-All right, I'll tell you the ball count.

Hold on. I'll tell you guys the ball count.

Take the ball count,

-and just agree that it's good.

-It's...

-It's three balls.

-One more to go!

-Come on.

-One more to go.

One more, Bam. One more.

-I don't need any help.

-Push it in!

-Time to go!

-I got it.

-Okay, it's ready.

-This is just like a fucking pirate...

-It's fucking in! It's all in!

-I'm impressed.

I'm impressed, too. I'm impressed.

Fly the fucking kite!

Fly the kite! Fly the fucking kite!

Fly the kite!

-You ready?

-Fly the kite!

Here goes the kite!

Pull it out!

Get them out! Get them out!

Get them out!

Pull it out!

No way!

What happened?

I didn't pull it out.

That was Mother Nature.

I saw a...

Let's see if there's shit on them.

Steve-O, is there shit on it?

Yeah.

All the other stuff, like getting

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Jeff Tremaine

Jeffrey James Tremaine (born September 4, 1966) is an American showrunner, filmmaker and formet magazine editot. He is most closely associated with the Jackass franchise, having been involved since the inception of the first TV show. Tremaine is the former editor of the skating culture magazine Big Brother and a former art director of the influential BMX magazine GO as well as a former professional BMX rider. Jeff was the executive producer on the MTV reality series Rob and Big and now works as the executive producer of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Nitro Circus, and Adult Swim's Loiter Squad. In 2009, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the second sequel to Jackass, titled Jackass 3D. It was filmed in 3D starting in January 2010. The whole cast of the previous movies returned.In January 2014, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the Mötley Crüe biopic The Dirt. Tremaine then made a public appearance at the band's final tour press conference on January 28, 2014 confirming and also speaking on the film expressing his excitement. One year later, Focus Features announced that they had picked up the film, keeping Tremaine on to continue with directing. In 2015, Tremaine directed and hosted the WWE Network series, WWE Swerved. In July 2015, Tremaine directed Angry Skies, a 30 for 30 film, for ESPN. In September 2016, Tremaine directed a new safety video for American Airlines. more…

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