Jackass 2.5 Page #2
Season #1 Episode #2The beads are going to be totally
lubed up, April, it's cool.
-We're going to spit on them.
-Are you joking?
"We're going to spit on them"!
Ape, what do you think?
How are you not going
We have permits.
-Yeah.
-Where do you get a permit for that?
Paramount.
We can't get a permit
for something stupid, like an addition,
and you're getting a permit for that?
-So, do you approve of this skit?
-No!
-Well, I'm doing it anyway. Goodbye.
-I knew you would, but I...
It's a beautiful day at the beach,
and I feel like flying a kite.
Out of my ass!
I just lost a shitload of fans.
But I gained four in Key West.
Oh, man.
Sand in the Vaseline now.
There you go.
Ape is going to hate this one.
Get it in there, buddy!
-I'm trying!
-I can't do this.
What's going on back there?
-F***ing freak!
-Check this. Chris, check.
-What's the ball count there, dude?
-I can't do this.
-What's the ball count, Chris?
-All right, I'll tell you the ball count.
Hold on. I'll tell you guys the ball count.
Take the ball count,
-and just agree that it's good.
-It's...
-It's three balls.
-One more to go!
-Come on.
-One more to go.
One more, Bam. One more.
-I don't need any help.
-Push it in!
-Time to go!
-I got it.
-Okay, it's ready.
-This is just like a f***ing pirate...
-It's f***ing in! It's all in!
-I'm impressed.
I'm impressed, too. I'm impressed.
Fly the f***ing kite!
Fly the kite! Fly the f***ing kite!
Fly the kite!
-You ready?
-Fly the kite!
Here goes the kite!
Pull it out!
Get them out! Get them out!
Get them out!
Pull it out!
No way!
What happened?
I didn't pull it out.
That was Mother Nature.
I saw a...
Let's see if there's sh*t on them.
Steve-O, is there sh*t on it?
Yeah.
All the other stuff, like getting
d*cks branded on your ass, is funny.
Even the golden dildo up the ass,
that's hilarious.
But, like, anal beads going out
of your ass, from a kite, on the beach?
There's just something
a little too shady about that.
I was under the influence
of alcoholic beverages
and I thought it was
a good idea at the time.
Miller High Life!
I love that we're scared.
That bull's crazy, Wee Man.
Oh sh*t! Now your cape's gone.
F*** that.
We're at Ape and Phil's house,
and I'm going to surprise them
with this big honking bazooka.
-Ape, hit the deck!
-Hey!
-Why? What? What is that?
-Hit the f***ing deck!
What...
-Bam!
-Fire in the hole!
What was that?
-Check my heart rate, somebody.
-We're burning!
-There's a f***ing fire!
-190 over 1 10 or something.
Where? Where?
Bam!
-What?
-Look at the carpet.
The carpet's all melted.
Dico shot that one.
Yeah, that was Dico's,
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