Jackass - The Movie Page #2

Synopsis: Johnny Knoxville and his crazy friends appear on the big screen for the very first time in Jackass: The Movie. They wander around Japan in panda outfits, wreak havoc on a once civilized golf court, they even do stunts involving LIVE alligators, and so on. While Johnny Knoxvile and his pals put their life at risk, they are entertaining people at the same time. Get ready for Jackass: The Movie!!
Director(s): Jeff Tremaine
Production: Paramount Pictures
  1 win & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
48%
R
Year:
2002
87 min
$64,209,101
Website
681 Views


and if any of these alligators

try to ruin our swimming,

I'm gonna rassle them down

and probably have my way with them.

If he falls and he lands near an alligator,

and an alligator grabs a hold of him,

Steve-O will relax,

let the alligator take him

and hope that

the alligator will release him.

Hi. I'm Steve-O,

and this is Alligator Tightrope.

Oh, sh*t.

There's no such thing

as failure, Steve-O.

Take another step.

You got it.

One thing I know is

good tightrope walking.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, yes.

You're cool. You're good.

Go put the chicken on him!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Oh, sh*t.

- There you go.

- Yeah, there you go.

- Food, food, food, food.

Go back down a little bit.

- Go, keep going, Steve-O.

- Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!

Yeah!

Keep going, Steve-O! Keep going!

Keep going, Steve-O!

Keep your head up, Steve-O!

Keep your head up! Keep your head up!

- They got you now. You're doing good!

- Keep your head up!

Keep your butt up!

You got it! All right, all right!

Keep your butt...

- Put it in your ass and let him take it.

- Come on.

Stick the bone up your ass.

And let him pull it out.

Food, food, food, food!

- Get ready.

- Here it comes. Here it comes.

- Stay there. Don't move. Don't move.

- It'll be over before you know it.

Don't look! Don't look, Steve-O.

Don't look.

Don't look, Steve-O! Don't look!

Stay still. Stay still.

- He's going. He's got it.

- Don't look! Don't look!

Don't move!

- Hang on!

- Hold still! Hold still!

I ran straight into a crocodile.

What the hell.

Oh, my God.

- Why can't you walk on a tightrope?

- I don't know.

I thought you'd do it.

Yeah.

I just... I don't know, man.

But I'm sure I could learn,

but today, you know,

today was my first try.

I'm Bam Margera,

and my parents are dead asleep.

It's 12:
42 right now

and Phil has to be at work

at 5:
00 in the morning.

So he's trying to get

a good night's sleep

and I'm gonna go wake his ass up.

I'm dying!

Holy sh*t!

Oh, my God, I'm opening the windows.

- Getting crazy over here.

- Look at Phil's tummy.

Oh, my God!

Phil, you gotta be up

for 5:
00 in the morning tonight.

Yo, here he comes.

Here he comes. Here he comes.

Jesus Christ, Bam!

I almost broke my leg

getting out of there!

There's sh*t all over the goddamn van.

How am I going to work now?

Go!

I... Jesus!

What are you doing?

You know,

I ought to arrest you right now

with all that in your clothes.

- What's wrong with you?

- What are you talking about?

Get this out of your pocket, man!

- That's all me!

- All of this!

- All of that!

- That's all me!

What is this bullshit?

- What is wrong with you?

- Those are my bananas.

Don't never come in here no more, man!

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Jeff Tremaine

Jeffrey James Tremaine (born September 4, 1966) is an American showrunner, filmmaker and formet magazine editot. He is most closely associated with the Jackass franchise, having been involved since the inception of the first TV show. Tremaine is the former editor of the skating culture magazine Big Brother and a former art director of the influential BMX magazine GO as well as a former professional BMX rider. Jeff was the executive producer on the MTV reality series Rob and Big and now works as the executive producer of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Nitro Circus, and Adult Swim's Loiter Squad. In 2009, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the second sequel to Jackass, titled Jackass 3D. It was filmed in 3D starting in January 2010. The whole cast of the previous movies returned.In January 2014, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the Mötley Crüe biopic The Dirt. Tremaine then made a public appearance at the band's final tour press conference on January 28, 2014 confirming and also speaking on the film expressing his excitement. One year later, Focus Features announced that they had picked up the film, keeping Tremaine on to continue with directing. In 2015, Tremaine directed and hosted the WWE Network series, WWE Swerved. In July 2015, Tremaine directed Angry Skies, a 30 for 30 film, for ESPN. In September 2016, Tremaine directed a new safety video for American Airlines. more…

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