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and if any of these alligators
try to ruin our swimming,
and probably have my way with them.
If he falls and he lands near an alligator,
and an alligator grabs a hold of him,
Steve-O will relax,
let the alligator take him
and hope that
the alligator will release him.
Hi. I'm Steve-O,
and this is Alligator Tightrope.
Oh, sh*t.
There's no such thing
as failure, Steve-O.
Take another step.
You got it.
One thing I know is
good tightrope walking.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.
You're cool. You're good.
Go put the chicken on him!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Oh, sh*t.
- There you go.
- Yeah, there you go.
- Food, food, food, food.
Go back down a little bit.
- Go, keep going, Steve-O.
- Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!
Yeah!
Keep going, Steve-O! Keep going!
Keep going, Steve-O!
Keep your head up, Steve-O!
Keep your head up! Keep your head up!
- They got you now. You're doing good!
- Keep your head up!
Keep your butt up!
You got it! All right, all right!
Keep your butt...
- Put it in your ass and let him take it.
- Come on.
Stick the bone up your ass.
And let him pull it out.
Food, food, food, food!
- Get ready.
- Here it comes. Here it comes.
- Stay there. Don't move. Don't move.
- It'll be over before you know it.
Don't look! Don't look, Steve-O.
Don't look.
Don't look, Steve-O! Don't look!
Stay still. Stay still.
- He's going. He's got it.
- Don't look! Don't look!
Don't move!
- Hang on!
- Hold still! Hold still!
I ran straight into a crocodile.
What the hell.
Oh, my God.
- Why can't you walk on a tightrope?
- I don't know.
I thought you'd do it.
Yeah.
I just... I don't know, man.
But I'm sure I could learn,
but today, you know,
today was my first try.
I'm Bam Margera,
and my parents are dead asleep.
It's 12:
42 right nowand Phil has to be at work
at 5:
00 in the morning.So he's trying to get
a good night's sleep
and I'm gonna go wake his ass up.
I'm dying!
Holy sh*t!
Oh, my God, I'm opening the windows.
- Look at Phil's tummy.
Oh, my God!
Phil, you gotta be up
for 5:
00 in the morning tonight.Yo, here he comes.
Here he comes. Here he comes.
Jesus Christ, Bam!
getting out of there!
There's sh*t all over the goddamn van.
How am I going to work now?
Go!
I... Jesus!
What are you doing?
You know,
I ought to arrest you right now
with all that in your clothes.
- What's wrong with you?
- What are you talking about?
Get this out of your pocket, man!
- That's all me!
- All of this!
- All of that!
- That's all me!
What is this bullshit?
- What is wrong with you?
- Those are my bananas.
Don't never come in here no more, man!
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