Jackass: The Lost Tapes

Synopsis: This documentary is basically deleted scenes and additional stunts and sketches from the Jackass TV show.
Genre: Reality-TV
104 min


MAN 1:

no, chuck the bottom up,

dude. You gotta.

Cooking is relaxing.

Any second now,

I'm about to...

MAN 1:

As you can see, the colours

are really blending together nicely.


MAN 1:
Just eat the shell, too,

you probably should.

-lt wasn't that bad at all.

-MAN 1:
He's got it.


I think we have enough

for our omelette today.

Next step is to add it to the skillet here.


MAN 1:
Can you get us a close-up?

Like I said, a medium heat

is best. Can you smell that?

It's getting there.

It's getting there, that's for sure.

And there's not enough

to feed everybody,

but I would like to call one volunteer out

from the audience to try a little bit.

-Would anybody...

I'd say I'm a little bit hungry.

All right, come on up here, man.

I think you're gonna really enjoy this.

MAN 1:

It's hot. It's hot, watch out.

You want to blow it off a little.

I bet it's really no big deal.

MAN 1:
Eat it. Chew. Chew.

MAN 2:
Swallow that.

MAN 1:

MAN 2:
You got to swallow it. Swallow it.

-MAN 2:
You're being a sissy.

-Come on, I cooked that.

-MAN 1:
Come on, eat the whole thing.

-MAN 2:

-I cooked that for you.

-MAN 2:
That's rude if you puke it up.

Don't... Do not.

I puke it up 'cause I'm cooking.

-MAN 2:
Eat more, dude.

-No, no.


MAN 1:
Hold on one second.

Don't do anything. Yeah, do it.

MAN 2:
Don't let Jeff's presence

deter you from puking.


I swear, dude,

it's not your omelette, dude.

It's just the idea of your omelette.

MAN 2:
Don't you puke on the chef.

Don't you puke on either of the chefs.


I'm out of here, man. That's fucked.

MAN 1:
Oh, my God, dude.

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