Jackass: The Lost Tapes Page #2
- Year:
- 2009
- 104 min
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MAN 2:
Hey, Dunn, what's up?WOMAN:
Oh, my God!MAN 2:
Oh, my God!Hey, my name's Chief Roberts,
and the only thing I love more
than messing around with horses
is messing around
with my cowboy friends.
(WHOOPlNG)
JOHNNY:
This isIt's a fenceless dog collar,
and what happens is,
you put this around your neck,
and when you overstep the wire
boundaries, it administers a shock.
(SNlCKERlNG)
(BUZZlNG)
(EXCLAlMS lN PAlN)
JEFF:
Did it work?JOHNNY:
Okay, come here.(BUZZlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
-Get it off. Get it off.
-JOHNNY:
(LAUGHlNG) Come here.Now, Jeff and I and Pontius
have tried it out,
and we're going to convince Kosick
that this is a piece of audio equipment.
Unbeknownst to him,
he's gonna be shocked,
MAN:
Who should have the mike?Who's gonna wear the mike?
I think Rick should wear it, because
Rick's gonna be the closest to you.
I think Rick's the...
JOHNNY:
I think you'llhave better sound.
JEFF:
Put the headphones on.JOHNNY:
Yeah, put the headphones on.-ls it really tight, though?
-It's tight, but it'll work better.
-Hold on.
-I don't hear nothing.
(BUZZlNG)
Stop it, now. Stop it. Stop it.
JEFF:
I'm sorry.Don't do that. Don't do that.
JOHNNY:
Dude, that's an expensive...That's an expensive piece of equipment.
-Stop. Stop. Stop.
-JOHNNY:
It's the PX-1.Who wants some?
Knoxville?
-JOHNNY:
I had nothing to do with that.-Yeah, right.
I really had nothing to do with that, Rick.
-That's bull...
-Nothing to do with that.
JOHNNY:
That was all Jeff's idea.Your neck goes like this...
Like, just this crazy pain.
I don't wish upon any animal
to be wearing that stupid thing.
That's just pure torture.
Whoever invented it
should just be burned in hell.
-It's torture.
-MAN:
Are we out of here?-What the...
-That one hurt.
MAN:
What's up, mister?What's your name?
My name's Satan, and...
I don't even know what I'm doing here.
I should have stayed down in hell
where I belonged.
-Where are you now, Satan?
-I'm in California,
and there's a big problem with God here
in California. He's everywhere.
Keep God out of California.
Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead.
Keep God out of California.
They're liars. You might know of me
from that book that you read,
but those things
that were written about me aren't true.
For one thing,
God didn't invent circumcisions. I did.
Keep God out of California.
I'm not a bad guy.
All that stuff that they wrote about me
was a lie.
Jesus did not invent the circumcision.
I did. The devil himself.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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