Jack in the Box Page #2

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May I come in ?

Sure

Can I offer you anything ?

Oh no ,thank you

I never have much enough time

Shall we sit down ?

So

Are you want to sell me something ?

Yes ,simple way

I do have an offer to make

What're you offering ?

A financial opportunity

Let me explain

In this envelope ,there is a key

I'll show you

This key opens the

glass dome to the button

Now ,if you push the button

First

Someone ,somewhere in this world

Whom you don't know

Will die

Second

You will receive the

payment of 1 million dollars

Tax free

The payment

Will be delivered to you by me

In cash

Just as you see ,here

Oh Mrs. Lewis please come

with me ,to present you

This crisp 100 dollar bill ,as a gift

In exchange for your kindness

and allow me into your home

You gonna give me this 100 dollar bill

Even if i say no ?

That is correct

Are you for real ?

Oh I insure you Mrs. Lewis

This offer is quite real

Who do you work for ?

Guarantee you payment comes

with 3 restrictions I'm afraid

I'm not permitted

To disclose any information

the identity of my employers

You are not permitted to discuss

the details of this to anyone

except your husband of course

You have 24 hours

You have until 5 o'clock

tomorrow to make your decision

At which point

I should return and

treat the button unit

It will be re-programmed

And the offer will be made

To someone else

It's been a pleasure

meeting you Mrs. Lewis

It's a new prosthesis for a foot

You got it

What ?

We're using the new (GD slice) polymer

,for the pilot chairs to the show

That's well

Hey ,what happened to her foot ?

When she was 17

Her brother drive a barbell on her foot

She didn't want her toes

broken so she go to the hospital

Doctor said to her that she has

to turn the X-rays machine on

Then he checked on

other patient on the hall

And he forgets all about Norma

Leaves that X-ray machine running

Oh Jesus ,that's ,that's not good

No

The tissue and the former toes's

completely destroyed by the radiation

They have amputate four of her toes?

Yup

It'll need to go and get a box of skin

from a inner thigh to

cover the former foot

But it's about 1958

So they didn't have a skin

(graph?) technique surgery now

She had to sit like this

The sitting position ,whole body (cast)

For a month ,waiting for the deal

Jesus ,I hope she sued this idiot

Oh yeah ,her family sued him and won

How's settlement ?

God

If the sucker works

she will still jog again

I hope so

That's a nice thing

you're doing for Norma

Thank you ,sir

One (???) deserves another

It's just arrived for

you ,sort of mail from

Astronaut pool

It's a joke

But how's we can , nobody opened it

It says I was rejected

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