Jack And Jill vs. The World Page #3
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... in a pen with a herd of real sheep.
Yes?
Jill, can... can you come
out here for a sec?
Okay.
See...
the thing is, I like my space.
And, you know, you just moved in.
We're roommates.
So... there's a problem.
'Cause I'm a creature
of habit, you know?
I'm set in my ways.
And although they may
not be tremendously great habits,
they're still my habits,
and they work for me.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay.
'Cause I'm... I'm neat. I'm organized.
And now I got pink,
and there's veggies and...
So...
I don't think we should sleep together.
I mean, it was great.
You were great. I just... I really think
it just sort of complicates
the situation here.
And I, uh...
I'm definitely not into this obsession
everyone has
and all that nonsense.
So that's not gonna happen here.
No love.
- Great.
- Jack.
Can I catch a ride?
Sure. Fine. Fine.
Lucy, can I ask you
a question?
Go for it.
How come every time I see you,
you're, like, different?
Different how?
The other day, you were, like,
some kind of Goth character,
and today it's like...
Is there some kind of rule
that says I gotta be one thing?
No.
Did you wake up this morning
and feel exactly
the same way you did yesterday?
No.
Hmm.
Okay, so...
how do you feel today, then?
Let's see.
Last night, I got skunked
who looked a lot better in the dark.
So this morning while I was trying
to escape his waterbed,
I had this whole
And by the time I got home,
I was full-on disgusted.
So I pulled this out, and I thought...
"Yeah. It works."
I don't know. When I feel like a robot,
Okay.
Can I ask you a question?
What?
Are you a barfer?
Excuse me?
Bulimic or something?
'Cause you're skinny and you eat a lot,
like, more than anyone I know.
I have cystic fibrosis.
Is that bad?
Not the greatest.
What does that mean?
Ahem. Well, it means that...
I don't absorb nutrients
like most people.
So I have to eat a lot.
And that's it?
Um... no.
There's a pulmonary component.
My lungs are building up scar tissue,
which eventually...
But some people
live to be in their 40s.
So you're this hot chick,
and you've got cystic fibrosis.
Yes, but is there a rule that says
I have to be one thing?
Jack, have you ever thought
about getting a dog?
No.
Might lighten you up a bit,
get you out of the house,
meet other dog people.
The assumption here is that
I want to meet other people.
Jack?
Yeah.
Are you gay?
Yes, George. I'm gay.
No, because Sally
thinks maybe... maybe you're gay.
I just said I was.
No, you're not.
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