Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na Page #2

You forgot the pepper.

I've felt this before.

I think it's dad.

Your dad? My husband?

Riding a horse? With a sword?

- How could you even think this?

- I just...

You know how much he hated violence.

Forget fighting, he couldn't bear

to see anyone else fight.

And so he died.

He went to stop a quarrel and...

...and never returned.

It's just a dream.

I can't do much about that.

The tragedy, Jai, is that

you can even dream it.

And so Jai Singh Rathore, aka Rats,

was the most non-violent person

in the world.

Gandhiji would weep with joy

if he knew Jai.

And get spasms of acidity

if he knew Aditi.

You're a coward!

Your mom! Your dad!

Your whole family are cowards,

craphead!

Jai, move! I'll fix him!

I'll show you who's the coward,

you dog!

Vivek, are you mad,

calling her a coward?

- Not her, shithead! You!

- Me?

Then, what's the problem, Meow?

Vivek, carry on.

Better bell your cat

or you'll find her under my car.

That's where your mother found you!

Jerk!

Jai, if she doesn't shut up,

I'm gonna thrash your ass!

You think Jai's scared of you?

- Go on, Jai, break his face!

- Who, me?

Let me go, Nilesh,

or I'll break your glasses!

Aditi, what are you doing?

He will kill Jai.

I didn't want to fight.

But you leave me no choice.

I won't leave a thing, sonny.

Just your remains.

Let's do it. Lesson time!

Really? You...

- What?

- Your dad's the college trustee.

- So?

- I'll be expelled if I beat you up.

I'll do the beating up, buddy.

And you'll get away scot-free!

Dude, you don't know my father.

I'll get screwed more than you.

He'll give you a light warning

and let you go, right?

Bullshit! He's Hitler reincarnated!

What'll he do?

He'll freeze my allowance.

Bugger does that every time!

No sh*t!

How will you eat at the canteen?

Buddy, what are friends for?

Like Nilesh here.

Treated him a million times, haven't I?

Awesome friend.

By the way, Vivek...

...after this ends, we're cool, right?

Absolutely!

We're in college, Jai.

It's not a gang war!

So then, you'd buy me a drink, right?

Nandu! Two cokes!

Hey, Nilesh, pay up, buddy.

You should've seen Vivek's face.

He kept staring at his coke,

totally flummoxed!

And no one had the balls to laugh!

But, Rats...you really should've

punched that ass.

Didn't your mum wash

your mouth with soap?

- So abusive!

- Whatever!

Never seen a bigger coward in my life.

It's not about that, Meow.

- Not even to save a friend?

- Vivek is not a friend.

And he needed saving more than you.

You're chicken!

You're insulting Rats!

Only I call him Rats, OK?

Shut up, Bombs!

What's up with you?

I was...

...she's just picking a fight with Aditi.

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