J.D.'s Revenge Page #2

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Fingers stiff and spread.

You cannot put your hands down.

You're relaxed and hear only

the sound of my voice.

So innocent in their sleep. Aren't they

beautiful? Look at these gentlemen.

OK, let's have some fun.

Oh-oh!

OK, guys, arms down.

You're in a hot place,

a very hot place.

You're in the Sahara Desert,

and you're hotter

than you've ever been in your life.

It's 105 degrees,

and you're hot, very hot.

It's 110 degrees.

It's 115 degrees, and you're hot.

Very, very hot. 120.

Freeze!

You believe this guy?

Hey, what are you,

a stripper in drag?

Lovely, lovely.

OK, darling,

put the three-pieces away,

because you're all in a cold place,

a very cold place.

You're inside a big, giant refrigerator,

and you are colder

than you have ever been in your lives.

It's cold.

You've never been colder in your life.

Now let's have a big hand

for these talented gentlemen!

All right, Ike!

That was all right!

- Are you OK?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

Put these in your bag.

Just go ahead and put 'em in your bag.

- How was it?

- It was fine.

I just saw a lot of colors

and stuff like that.

Let's go somewhere

where we can dance.

- That sounds all right.

- Let's get out of here.

- OK.

- Go ahead, baby, I'll catch up.

- Hurry up. Don't forget anything, OK?

- I got it, I got everything.

God!

Ike?

Hey, Ike.

What is it?

It's, uh...

It's all right.

- Come on, baby, we better sit down.

- Well, what's wrong?

Nothing. I got a little headache,

that's all.

Maybe a little too much beer.

- I think we'd better go home.

- I said it's just a headache.

All right, I'm gonna get Tony

and we're gonna get out of here.

Hi. You feeling better?

Yeah, I feel all right.

I took some more aspirin.

That's great, cos I've got something

really terrific to show you.

Chris, can we cool it tonight, baby?

What's happened to my lover man?

What's the problem?

Christella, please, huh?

Not tonight, huh?

I've got a lot on my mind tonight.

Hey.

You sure everything's OK?

Yeah, I'm sure, baby.

Let's just go to sleep, OK?

Uh-huh.

'Oh, God!'

Something on your mind, man?

Hey!

Hmm? No, man.

You come in here

and say you gotta talk to me,

then you just sit there

staring into space.

- You got something on your mind?

- Nothing, man.

- Everything's fine. Nothing on my mind.

- You're fine, huh?

How come you put sugar in your coffee

without taking it out of the package?

- Aw, sh*t.

- Mm-hmm.

Now you tell me

ain't nothing on your mind.

I don't take sugar in my coffee.

Hey, man,

I'm your best friend.

You can tell me.

Now what's jamming you up?

- I don't know.

- What you mean, you don't know?

Lately I've been getting

these headaches, you know.

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