Ivan Vasilevich menyaet professiyu (Ivan Vasilyevich Changes Occupation) Page #2

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FoIks, keep your money in a bank!

NaturaIIy, if you have it!

What do you care about my reIations

with my wife?

It's none of your business whether

we're divorcing or not.

That's our personaI matter.

No, that's a pubIic matter. Your

divorces Iower our indices.

- What do You want from me?

- Wait untiI the end of the quarter.

Then you may divorce as much

as you Iike.

When you're taIking, Ivan

VassiIyevich, it Iooks Iike a raving.

What do you mean?

And about your suspicious machine.

I'm asking you to fiIe an appIication.

Do it, or we'II fiIe a compIaint.

Wait. Wait! There's nothing

suspicious about my apparatus.

I simpIy invented

a time machine.

In other words, I can run through

space and go back to the past.

- Go back to the past?

- Yes, to the past.

These experiments, AIexander,

can be done onIy by permission

of the appropriate authorities.

Wait, Ivan VassiIyevich.

This apparatus can be very usefuI.

Let me expIain.

That's it!

And now we're going to test

the time machine.

You're witnessing

a historic event.

First, we'II try a cIose distance.

Look,

we're going to run through space.

- Did You see it?

- What?

- You see?

- What is it?

What happened?

AIexander Sergeyevich,

where is the waII?

What is it? What's going on?

There was a waII here!

Timofeyev, you wiII answer for it

in court. Inventing such a machine!

Go to heII

with your waII!

- HaIf a fIat has vanished.

- No big deaI.

What do you mean, no big deaI?

I've seen some technicaI wonders,

but nothing Iike that.

- Excuse me, and who are you?

- Are you asking who I am?

- I'm a friend of Anton Shpak.

- And what are you doing in his fIat?

What am I doing?

I'm waiting for my friend.

And how did you get into his fIat

if he's not here?

Oh, go to heII!

What kind of questions are those?

Never mind. I've gone through time.

I've made it!

TeII me, can you Iift

any waII Iike that?

A waII?!

Your invention is invaIuabIe.

- CongratuIations.

- Thank you.

Why are you staring at me? There're

no pictures, nor fIowers growing on me.

You're wearing the same imported

suede jacket as Shpak does.

ReaIIy?

Ajacket? A suede jacket?

Is Shpak the onIy one in Moscow

who has a suede jacket?

What is your name?

I'm an artiste of aII big and smaII

academic theatres.

And my name is too famous

to pronounce it.

Do you want to get back to Shpak's

room? I can open the waII for you.

I'd better take a Iook at your

machine.

- I Iike it.

- I'm very gIad!

You're my first witness.

It's my first time

being a witness.

Why are you staring? You're going to

rub a hoIe through me with your eyes.

Do you reaIize

what you have just seen?

You bet! But teII me...

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