It's Kind of a Funny Story Page #4
CRAIG:
Shoe laces?
MONICA:
We can’t take any chances.
Craig hands over his phone and watches as Monica seals itinside a plastic bag with his keys and shoelaces.
INT. THREE NORTH - EAST CORRIDOR
Smitty leads Craig (minus shoelaces) down the hall. Theypass several other PATIENTS, including a TWEAKED-OUT MANwearing an oversized Backstreet Boys t-shirt. He makes a
ZAPPING noise in Craig’s direction.
Smitty spots a woman in a professional skirt suitapproaching. She is DR. EDEN MINERVA (late 40s), the staffpsychiatrist.
SMITTY:
Hey, Dr. Minerva...
DR. MINERVA
Hey Smitty.
SMITTY:
This is our newest patient, CraigGilner.
DR. MINERVA
Hi Craig. How are you?
CRAIG:
Um... just, like... you know...
DR. MINERVA
You just get settled in. We’ll talk
later, okay? Nice to meet you, Craig.
Smitty and Craig continue down the hall, where a patient,
JIMMY, smiles to Craig. He has one tooth.
JIMMY:
Don’t worry, it’ll come to ya.
SMITTY:
Good morning, Jimmy.
Craig nervously steps past Jimmy.
CRAIG:
What was that about?
SMITTY:
Jimmy’s schizophrenic.
CRAIG:
Is there a place here for people morelike me?
SMITTY:
We have all kinds of patients here.
(calling O.S.)
Bobby, my man!
Camera TRACKS IN on BOBBY-- the same guy who sat next toCraig in the E.R. As he glides down the hall in SLOW-MOCraig gets a better look at him. No longer wearing doctors’scrubs, Bobby sports a well-worn grey wool sweater. His deep-
set eyes and rough edges betray a hard-lived past.
SMITTY:
How ‘bout a tour for our new friend,
Craig, here?
BOBBY:
Sure thing, babe.
SMITTY:
Bobby’ll show you around while we fixup your room. See you guys in a jiff.
Smitty splits and Craig follows Bobby.
BOBBY:
What’s a jiff?
CRAIG:
A jiff?
BOBBY:
This guy, Smitty, is always like, “Dothis in a jiff, that in a jiff.”
CRAIG:
I think it just means, like, a shortperiod of time.
Bobby doesn’t seem to care about Craig’s answer.
CRAIG:
So, is this like a mental ward?
BOBBY:
Not a ward, a hospital...
They turn a corner out of sight.
INT. DINING ROOM/REC ROOM
Bobby leads Craig into a large multi-purpose room, where tenor so PATIENTS are scattered about.
BOBBY:
We spend a lot of time in here. Rightthere you got your dining roomsituation; rec room area is over there.
They got a record player, buteverything’s scratched.
Craig notices a ping-pong table by the windows.
BOBBY:
Folks play table tennis sometimes. Did
they tell you about the points?
CRAIG:
For ping-pong?
BOBBY:
Some people call it ping-pong, but Ithink that trivializes the sport.
Craig nods.
BOBBY:
But I’m talking about the other points.
You need’m for privileges, like hangingin the rec room, trips to the giftshop, sh*t like that.
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