It's a Disaster Page #2
(CHUCKLES)
Who do they fight...
Quebec secessionists?
No. This guy has it on sale for five
dollars, and it's worth over 160.
Whoa!
Wait, 160 U.S.?
Wait. Where did you say that you
met Glenn, at the hospital?
At the grocery store.
( ALT ROCK)
Where'd you and Tracy meet?
Online. Well, no shame in that.
That's where we found our vet.
(GLASSES CLINK)
That's great.
That's really good.
Yeah, it'll help you get through this.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm sorry. What?
Couples brunch. Oh, no. I'm
looking forward to it.
Really?
Yeah.
Can I ask you a question, Glenn?
Sure.
If you had to call someone up,
tell them some bad news,
Would you tell them right away
Chitchat. Yeah. You know, small talk.
"how you doin'?"
No, I...
"what's goin' on?"
I know. I know. "Nice weather.
Just... it's crazy."
Right, right. No, um...
Uh, well, I suppose it would depend
on the severity of the bad news.
Hmm. What do you mean?
Uh, well,
If I'm calling to let somebody
know that, um, you know,
then no chitchat.
I wouldn't beat around the
bush with that. Right.
Um, but if I was calling
to let them know that, uh,
You know, they didn't get an
apartment, then, yeah, chitchat.
Yeah, you know...
mmm.
Talk a little bit. You in the
apartment rental business?
No. No, I'm a teacher.
So why do you call people and tell
them they didn't get an apartment?
(CHUCKLES)
I... I don't.
I'm sorry. I thought the
conversation was hypothetical.
No, the conversation
is real, Glenn.
The problem is hypothetical.
Oh.
Yeah.
Hey. Are we gonna talk about
this, or are you just gonna...
You need something?
No, I'm okay.
I can't get a signal in there.
Hmm.
You getting a signal? Hmm?
On your phone?
Mmm.
Well, feel free to use my
computer in the living room.
Oh, I don't want to
interrupt brunch. Mmm.
I got nothing.
Very considerate.
Um, well, the reception
back here is pretty spotty.
You might want to try
the front porch. Okay.
I can drink this out there? Yeah.
Of course you can. Why would you...
Weird.
Emma, we need
to talk about this.
About what?
That it's better to just
rip the band-aid off.
What did you tell him? I
didn't tell him anything.
I just asked him
a hypothetical question.
Well, he's not stupid, Pete. He's
gonna know what you're asking for.
We just met the guy. How is he gonna
have any idea what I'm asking for?
And how... how do we know
he's not stupid?
(SIGHS) We had an agreement.
Yeah, well, agreements change.
No, they don't.
That's why they're agreements.
This is awkward.
Well, deal with it.
Yeah. I'll deal with it.
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