It's Complicated Page #2

All 47 of them, yes.

- Jane, it's 10:
15.

- Yeah?

Oh, it is.

Sorry, I have an appointment,

a dentist appointment.

Sure.

And, could you

just leave those here

so I could make

a few notes and...

Oh, actually, I do have

one tiny note now.

In my bathroom,

no "his-and-her" sinks.

Oh, okay. Sure. No "his."

Just "hers."

And you don't think in the

future you might want a "his"?

(LAUGHS) Oh, God, we're

talking code about my life now.

No, no,

I didn't mean to be.

The truth is, in my current

bathroom I have two sinks

and sometimes, the other

sink makes me feel bad.

One sink. Not a problem.

But we should schedule another

meeting. Is Tuesday good for you?

Tuesday's great.

8:
30 too early?

- At the house?

- I'll be there.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

- Hi.

- Hi.

Hello, I'm Dr. Moss.

Hi, I'm Jane Adler.

So, what brings

you in today?

(CHUCKLES) Well... Please

don't take this the wrong way.

But I'm the type of person

who kind of makes fun of

people who get plastic surgery.

Well, I understand that.

- You do? Good.

- Mmm-hmm.

Because, you know, some women can

look a little fake and plasticky.

And, I don't know, just,

in my opinion, worse.

I agree.

Well, good.

Because... Okay.

So, as against the whole

thing as I... As I am,

(STAMMERS)

I do have a problem

that's really bugging me.

My left eyelid

is really saggy

and sometimes I find

myself holding it up

when I'm watching TV

or reading or...

I was just wondering if

that's something you could fix.

Look straight ahead. Okay.

Well, you have the same amount

of excess skin on both sides.

Really? Oh.

Well, I'm only interested

in fixing one eye.

Jane, what you need to

fix this is a brow-lift.

A brow-lift?

What is that exactly?

Well, we surgically

cut at the hairline.

We make

an incision right here

and then we

pull the skin back

a little tighter

over your skull

and staple it in place

right over your ears.

Now, recovery is

not all that bad.

You could be quite numb, and

you'll probably have a headache

that lasts anywhere from,

say, three to six months.

Three to six months!

Oh. Awesome.

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

AGNESS:
Yes, it did. I am

under a lot of pressure.

I don't know if

you're aware of that.

No, no. I think

that is something

that you should

fully be aware of.

Okay. Okay. But that's

not what you said.

Jane!

- Hey.

- (CHUCKLES) Oh! Hi.

- Hello.

- Hi.

PEDRO:
Jake. Jake.

Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.

Jake. Jake? Hello, Jake?

Uh, hold on, Pedro.

I'm talking with somebody.

Pedro, up! Now!

(PEDRO MIMICKING GUNFIRE)

JAKE:
So, what are you

doing in this building?

Dentist.

You don't go to

Sharon anymore?

No. Changed.

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