It's All Gone Pete Tong Page #3

for me...

...for someone that has gone

through something like that...

...to still get up there

and give it a go is a big thing.

Off! Off! Off! Off!

Let go, f***ers!

F***ers!

F***ing f***ers!

- Because they dangle

when they're cold.

Yeah.

Now, listen very carefully, okay?

It's very important.

This is very important.

I have cancer, okay?

And I'm very delicate.

So they have to be very gentle.

- Hey, Frank.

- All right?

- How are you?

- All right.

- Attaboy.

- How you doing?

Good, good. Motherf***er.

Listen, I had that dream again.

I was sucking my own cock.

But this time,

I don't have a huge cock.

I have a normal-sized cock.

No spine. My spine disappears.

So my head, it just flops down

onto my... Anyway...

- You all right?

- Yeah. Sit down, sit down, sit down.

Look, I was just talking to the label...

...and they'd like to see

a couple of tracks.

The label would like

a couple of tracks, Frank.

- It's coming. It's coming.

- Yeah.

The tracks are coming, man, relax.

Don't worry, mate, it's fine.

- It's all right.

- I saw your show last night.

I tell you,

I really f***ed up last night, man.

- It's my call. I picked the wrong set.

- It stunk. It stunk like sh*t, Frank.

It stunk like...

Well, like you sh*t your pants...

...and you just sat in it for a week,

and then you sh*t yourself again.

That's how f***ing bad

it stunk, Frank.

- It was sh*t, yeah?

- It was sh*t, Frank. Yes, it was sh*t.

I tell you, the f***ing monitors

at that place.

You know,

I'm f***ing mixing my heart out.

I can't hear a f***ing thing.

We gotta have words with them...

...get this sorted out,

otherwise we blow that place out.

- I couldn't hear a f***ing thing.

- Right.

Because you might be deaf, Frank.

- What's that?

- You could be deaf, Frank.

- What you saying?

- You are deaf.

- Can't hear you, Max.

- You're f***ing deaf, a**hole!

Who the f*** you fooling, Frank?

You're talking like

a 95-year-old war vet.

Frank, you need professional help.

I'm thinking about getting

some professional help.

Yeah.

Yeah.

F*** it.

Hello, Frank.

Come in, Frank.

Frank!

I don't want you to panic, Frank.

I've got some bad news

for you, though.

You're going deaf.

Completely deaf.

As you know, your right ear

is completely shot.

Your left ear, that's this one,

has got 20 percent left.

You were born

with little holes in them...

...and slowly the fluid pressure

is dropping.

Can't you just plug it up

with some ear putty or something?

The ear organism, it's way too

sensitive and delicate for that.

Surgery doesn't work.

Cochlear implant doesn't work.

You've gotta stop exposing yourself

to so much noise.

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