It's a Boy Girl Thing Page #3

- Your oatmeal is on the table.

- I'm in a hurry, gotta go.

Nonsense, now you sit down, it's

the most important meal of the day.

And oatmel is wonderful for promoting

healthy and regular bowel movements.

That's cool if I want to take

a dump the size of my head.

Excuse me?

Oatmeal's good, mummy.

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Is this meat?

- You have oatmeal?

- Are you shitting me?

- Porkmeat's good.

- Eat up, son

Jesus, I'm gonna puke.

Golly, you must have been hungry.

You need a second helping.

You wait there, young lady!

How's it going, pretty boy?

Let's go!

It will turn you into

a big strong girl!

Excuse me.

See you later.

Nell, aren't you forgetting something?

Holy crap, look at the

size of that thing!

What thing?

Gotta go mom, see you later.

Hop in man, we got places to go,

people to see, women to impregnate.

You OK?

Yeah, I'm fine!

Really?

The b*tch stole my ride!

- We're going a little fast?

- You bet your sweet ass we are!

I am going to die!

Oh god, I'm getting on

the bus. I haven't...

been on the bus since 8th grade!

Come on!

Screw you a**holes!

That's no way for

a young lady to talk!

Sorry, I'm a b*tch when I'm on

the rag, you know what I'm saying?

- Sorry!

- Yeah, you too.

And this dress is just amazing

You!

What the hell have you

done to me, witch lady?

Get your hands off me, you bully!

God, you think I'm responsible for this?

I certainly am not. And you're

the one who knows everything.

That does not include this!

This is impossible.

This can not happen!

You better figure out how

to get my damn body back.

Trust me, there's nothing

I would like more.

You think I relish waking up

another day with the Simpsons?

Leave my parents out of this.

And what is up with your mother?

She never heard of volume control?

Yak farmers in Tibet are praying

for her to keep the volume down.

And her language, my goodness!

My mother does not have a mole

on her face the size of the White House.

So she's got a problem

with moles. Besides,

it's not a mole, it's a beauty spot!

I can spot that beauty from Wisconsin!

Insensitive pig!

I don't want to be a boy, OK?

Especially I don't want to be you!

No, no, no, don't cry, not here.

Maybe it's just one of those 24

hour things. Like a head cold.

Tomorrow we could be back to normal.

Just try not to attract

any unnecessary attention.

Gross, I have to touch it? Ewww!

I will never eat finger food from a

buffet again for as long as I live.

Your homework was to prepare a

speech on the greatest living American.

I'm sorry I missed it

but I was excused...

from homework due to

cheerleading practice.

I see. And Nell?

What?

Your speech please. On the

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