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Jackie, I want you.
Oh, Irving.
As a woman...
Oh, my God.
..and a client.
Irving, don't say that
if you don't mean it.
But, I do. I do with all my heart.
I'll, I'll give you my card.
Er, a dry one.
All I want
is just what everybody wants.
One little thing.
One tiny little dream.
What's that?
To be famous.
World famous. To make some noise.
To let everybody know I was here. To
live forever. Is that so much to ask?
Not at all. It's America.
I'll help you.
I guarantee. I swear it.
I will use all my connections.
I will beg,
I will bribe, I will make calls.
Calls?! When? Who to?
Who do you know?
The Tribune, Winchell, the Post.
I can get you in tomorrow's papers.
Jackie Susann has dinner at Lindy's.
Thought the bread was boffo.
You, you can do that?
I want...
I want to make you so famous.
Oh!
Irving.
ANNOUNCER:
'Here's your host, Brad Bradburn!'
Thank you! Thank you!
Welcome to the game Tri-State
can't stop playing, What's My Job?
Brought to you by Ever-grip.
The denture adhesive
that just won't let go.
Thanks, Tammy. Let's meet our panel.
First, we have everybody's favourite City
University civics whiz Professor Brainiac.
APPLAUSE:
Beside him is the lovely star of
It Came From Beneath the World,
Miss Bambi Madison!
SHE SCREAMS:
Hi, everybody!
Finally, welcome noted Broadway
actress, radio and show biz personality,
Miss Jacqueline Susan!
APPLAUSE:
It's Suse-ann.
Suzanne Susann, yes. Now,
let's bring out our first guest.
Enter and sign in, please.
All right, Leslie, why don't you
take a seat over here?
Panel, the clock is ticking.
Audience?
ALL:
What's my job?
Professor?
Do you provide a valuable service?
Yes, I do.
Bambi?
I'm appearing in It Came From
Beneath the World, where I play
a beautiful archaeologist.
Are you a beautiful archaeologist?
No.
Suzanne?
In your job, do you wear a uniform?
Yes, I do.
Good question.
In It Came From Beneath the World, so do I!
Are you an actress? No. BUZZER SOUNDS
She's not an actress!
Are you?
Excuse me?
Isn't she great?
Do you work for the government? No.
BUZZER SOUNDS:
In my next movie, Creature From
Beyond, I play a beautiful teacher.
What do you teach?
Students.
Are you a teacher? No.
BUZZER SOUNDS:
Are you a brunette?
You know, I'm a big movie star,
and I've never even heard of you.
Have you ever heard of her?
Time's running out. Do you do
repair work? No. BUZZER SOUNDS
Are you an astronaut? No.
Are you an idiot? Brad!
Whoa! Time's up. I'm sorry. Leslie.
I'm an optometrist.
Oh, ho, me too.
I always look on the bright side.
How could you find the bright side?
And now a word from Ever-grip.
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