Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? Page #2

Synopsis: If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Matt Cooper
Production: The Vault
  3 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
7
Rotten Tomatoes:
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Year:
2016
95 min
$39,361
Website
57 Views


have sex?

- I thought we were going to

discuss sense and sensibility.

And anyway Glenn's

going to be home soon,

I gotta get supper started.

- Oh it's that bad huh?

- A couple times a week.

- Respectable.

- But.

Do you like it.

- Well yeah.

- Good lord that's a

ringing endorsement.

- No I wish it was

more spontaneous.

You know the way it used to be.

- How about we start a website,

anisochromatic

I bet we'd make a fortune.

- You'd make a lot more with

bombastically

- oh wow yeah.

- Lance asleep?

- Ah-huh.

- And Sandy.

- She's on the phone with kieth.

I really don't

think it's healthy

for her to be spending

so much time with him.

- Oh they're teenagers,

that's what it was all about,

remember.

- I'm dreading her coming

to us saying she's moving

to San Antonio with kieth,

instead of going to college.

- She's a smart kid.

She'll make the right decisions

- well I just don't want

her to look back later

and have regret.

- Hey you know what I heard

through the grapevine today?

- What?

- They're gonna make me a vp.

- Oh honey that's great.

- And I was thinking that

we can you know celebrate.

- Did you now?

I saw this expert

on TV talking about

keeping the passion

alive in your marriage,

he was suggesting an exercise.

Where we just keep

touching each other.

- And then?

- And then we get all

excited wanting each other.

- And.

- And then nothing.

- Nothing.

- Right.

- Then what's the point?

- Just for something different.

- What's wrong

with what we have?

- Nothing's wrong

with what we have.

I just thought we could

mix things up a bit.

- Look if you're

not in the mood,

just say you're not in the mood.

- No I am in the mood.

I thought it might be fun.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- Sure.

- Okay.

Okay stop, you

know I'm ticklish.

- Hey if I have to endure

the torture of this exercise,

so do you.

- Stop, stop lets just have sex.

- Whoa.

- Told you.

A mauser c96.

- Holy

sh*t is it loaded?

- No.

- Let me see it.

- Whoa dude what are you doing?

You'll get us busted.

- Jesus.

They killed Otis.

- Well luckily it's

just a flesh wound.

Otis must have passed out

when he saw all that blood.

I guess the buttocks is the

meatiest part of the body,

but the real issue here is,

this could have been

much, much worse.

- Are you listening Lance,

you could have killed someone.

- Yes ma'am.

- All right then,

as long as we

understand each other.

- Thanks sheriff.

- Thanks sheriff.

- Thanks bill.

- I'm going to have to

suspend him for a while folks.

- We understand.

- Lance what on earth

were you thinking?

- I just wanted to

show Timmy the gun.

- Well you know we can't have

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