Iron Man 3 Page #2

Hey. Hey!

What are you doing out of the corner?

You know what you did.

Blood on my mat. Handle it.

Sir, may I remind you that you've been

awake for nearly 72 hours?

(WHOOSHING)

Focus up, ladies.

Good evening,

and welcome to the birthing suite.

I am pleased to announce

the imminent arrival

of your bouncing,

bad-ass baby brother.

Start tight and then go wide.

Stamp date and time.

Mark 42. Autonomous

prehensile propulsion suit test.

initialize sequence.

(POWERING UP)

Jarvis, drop my needle.

(FUNKY CHRISTMAS

MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING) Dashing through the snow

In a one horse open sleigh

O'er the fields we go

Laughing all the way

(GRUNTS)

Bells on bob tails ring

Crap.

Oh, what fun it is to sing

A sleighing song tonight

(WHIRRING)

Jingle bells, jingle bells

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride

(WHIRRING)

In a one horse open sleigh

(LAUGHS)

All right, I think we got this.

Send them all.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

-(GRUNTS)

-(CLANGING)

Probably a little fast.

Slow it down.

- Slow it down just a...

-(CRASHING)

...little bit.

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(STRAINED) Cool it, will you, Jarvis?

(GRUNTS)

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

-(RECORD SCRATCHES)

-(MUSIC STOPS)

Come on. I ain't scared of you.

I'm the best.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANING)

As always, sir, a great pleasure

watching you work.

TONY:
I guess 72 hours is a long time

between siestas.

I didn't think it could get any worse.

(GROANING SOFTLY)

Then I had to go and turn on the TV.

That's when he happened.

THE MANDARIN:
Some people

call me a terrorist.

(MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

(GUNS FIRING)

I consider myself a teacher.

(CHEERING)

America.

Ready for another lesson?

In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado,

the US military waited

until the friendly Cheyenne braves

had all gone hunting.

Waited to attack and slaughter

the families left behind

and claim their land.

39 hours ago,

the Ali AI Salem Air Base in Kuwait

was attacked.

I... I... I did that.

A quaint military church

filled with wives and children,

of course.

The soldiers were out on manoeuvres.

The braves were away.

President Ellis.

You continue to resist my attempts

to educate you, sir.

And now you've missed me again.

(MEN YELLING)

(GUNS FIRING)

You know who I am.

You don't know where I am.

And you'll never see me coming.

PAT KIERNAN:
Now that

we seem to be back,

let's recap some

of the frightening developments...

American airwaves were hijacked...

The nation remains on high alert.

All attempts to find the Mandarin

have so far proved unsuccessful.

ELLIS:
Central to my administration's

response to this terrorist event

is a newly minted resource.

I know him

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