Invasion of the Saucer Men

Synopsis: A teenage couple making out in the woods accidentally runs over an alien creature with their car. The creature's hand falls off, but it comes alive, and, with an eye growing out of it, begins to stalk the teens. Meanwhile, Joe the town drunk wants to store the body in his refrigerator, but some of the alien's buddies inject alcohol into his system, and Joe dies of an overdose.
Genre: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Edward L. Cahn
Production: American International Pictures
69 min

- Go man, go !

You nearly startled me out.

That's Oswald, Larkin's bull.

He's always hanging

around asking for hand outs.

Get that beast away

from here !

That bull drank

so much beer one night

that he got the blind staggers.

See, now, you needn't

be afraid of him.

- I'm not ... Anymore.

- Good.

- You shouldn't have done that.

- Done what ?

- Throwing out the beer can.

- Why not ?

You know the trouble we've been

having with Mr. Larkin without

messing up his farm

with beer cans.

Let Larkin blow his top.

This place was Lover's Lane

long before it was Larkin's cow pasture.

- But I think ...

- I got a cure for that.

- For what ?

- For thinking. More beer.

Just a minute, not so fast !

I'm out of breath.

Proves you're lovin' ...

I'm looping with you tonight,

isn't that proof enough ?

And then some ...

Seeing how your father hates me.

Oh it isn't that bad !

Art ...

Artie ?

Artie, at last we made it !

We hit the jackpot.

Turn off that light, you bum !

Artie, come on !

We're millionnaires.

Yeah, yeah.

Go to bed, uh !

But this is different.

This is big !

Yeah ...

Look I'm not trying to give you a pitch.

But this ...

You and me, we're gonna

put on an exhibition

on the first and only truly

authentic flying saucer !

You ... You woke me up

to tell me that ?

I told you it was big, didn't I ?

Well I seen one ! Like all the

crazy people been talking about.

It was big, and round, and it glows.

And gives off a funny noise like ...

... like that !

Like that, uh ?

Yeah, yeah, that's it !

It landed over there

by the Larkin's farm property.

It's great, isn't it ?

Okay ... Okay.

But when I'm rollling that dough,

I don't see you invited in.

Invited out !

I'll handle it myself.

Go ahead, go back to sleep !

Sleep your life away !

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