Invader Zim Enter The Florpus Page #2

---

You see, GIR, The Tallest...

Now calling The Tallest!

The Tallest

haven't heard from me,

their greatest

and most incredible invader,

in a very long time.

They'll be sick with worry.

Hey, remember Invader Zim?

- Who?

- Zim.

Tiny?

Screamed a lot?

The guy that sends us the donuts?

No, that's Invader Jim.

He's great.

Oh, wait. Zim.

- We hate him!

- Yeah, that's him.

Remember the time

we lied and told him

we were sending him on

a secret mission to Earth,

but really we were just getting

rid of him because he's awful?

Yeah. We're hilarious.

My Tallest,

there's an incoming transmission.

Yep, life's been pretty great

ever since

Zim vanished for good.

Anyhow, send that transmission through.

I wonder who it could ever be.

It is I, Zim!

My Tallest, you will be overjoyed to know

Phase One of my most ingenious plan

to prepare Earth

for your arrival was a success.

Zim, we thought you were dead.

Could a dead Zim do this?

Sirs,

my Earthly arch-nemesis

is now a sad chair,

leaving me free to complete

the most diabolical phase of my plan,

Phase Two,

wherein I, uh...

Uh, uh, uh...

Computer, put them on hold.

Oh, no.

I really can't remember

what Phase Two is.

I must have sat in that toilet too long.

Think, Zim. Think.

We don't care, Zim.

Why didn't I write it down?

Wait! Computer,

play back any recordings

of me discussing Phase Two.

One recording found.

Would you like me to record any

and all mention of Phase Two?

No, thank you.

Zim forgets nothing.

Hmm, besides reminding me

how cool I look and sound,

that was of no help.

He knows we can still see

and hear him, right?

I liked when he was dead.

I remember Phase Two!

You do? Good work, GIR! Tell me.

You gonna order a million pizzas,

and then I gotta roll around

in them pizzas,

and that's the story

about how I turn into a giant pizza.

This isn't the time

for the giant pizza story, GIR.

And that will never happen!

Silence! I need to think!

Just calm down and...

Computer, did you put The Tallest on hold?

Nope.

- Hmm?

- Huh?

I don't think they heard anything.

Yes, they did.

I am Irk's finest Invader.

If The Tallest find out

I failed to dominate the Earth

because I forgot Phase Two,

who knows what they'll do?

Hmm?

Invader Zim,

you were once our best,

most amazing Invader,

but now, you're dumb.

Also, stupid.

As punishment,

you will be stripped of your Invader rank,

re-encoded as nothing.

But you can't! I am Zim!

Control Brains, re-encode.

Re-encoding.

It is done, My Tallest.

Zim, you will live out

the rest of your long, sad days as...

Wait, no, never mind.

GIR, time is of the essence.

The Tallest could be here any day now...

Rate this script:5.0 / 2 votes