Internet Famous Page #2

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for us, real quick.

No, I... I'd rather

just do the scene.

Hmm, that's too bad.

Thanks for coming in.

That's it?

You guys don't want me

to finish the scene?

No, I'm... I'm sorry.

- This is a serious movie.

- Yeah.

Yeah,

and we can't have you,

you know,

next to Jessica Lange...

fingers crossed...

um, just wobbly.

Wobbling all over

the goddamn place.

That's what I hear.

- Thank you.

- Blah.

That's unbelievable.

She went to college.

What a waste.

Veronica:
Uh, I never

wanted to be famous.

I just wanted to be

a working actress.

But it's really hard for people

to take you seriously

when 700 million people

have seen you dance

like an idiot

on the Internet.

It first started with my friend

who uploaded the video,

- uh, in high school.

- Did you get it?

And that wasn't a big deal

because only few hundred

people saw it.

But then a user

by the name of.

LOL Zordon uploaded

a musical remix,

but with a space background

and... an extremely...

catchy song.

Wobbly Wobbly Walk

Do The Wobbly Wobbly Walk

- You can do it

- Wobble Wobble Wobble

- If you try

- Wobble Wobble Wobble

Somehow it became

this pop culture phenomenon.

Everyone was just doing

the dance, everybody.

It was voted the single

worst thing of 2015

by "Time" magazine.

Politicians used it

as a way to sum up...

everything that was wrong

with our country.

And I somehow became

the poster child

for everything that sucks.

But that's okay,

because I got this trophy.

I'm doing this competition

for many reasons.

Uh, mainly so I can focus

on my acting full time.

And also so I could

live in a place

that doesn't have

power steering.

Are Heather, Heather, Heather

We're all named...

Ah, crap.

I am so sorry I'm late.

I promise,

it won't happen again.

I was at the mall looking for clothes

and then you know how it goes.

When I go into a mall,

it turns into a meet-and-greet.

All right,

let's go inside.

I guess you could say my career

started in high school.

You know, I was just hanging out

with my boys on a Friday night

and a song came on the radio.

Uh, CeeLo something,

and it was called "Forget You."

And as I'm listening

to the song, I was like,

"Wow, this song's

pretty chill,

but I could probably

spruce it up a little bit."

You know, and I started

throwing out some joke lyrics.

And I was like,

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This could be a parody."

I see you driving 'round town

with the cow I love

- And I'm like "Moo, moo"

- Moo, moo, moo

I guess the milk in my fridge

just wasn't enough

And I'm like

"Moo, moo and boo-hoo, too"

And that's when little old

Tomas Butterman from Ohio

became Tomas

"The Parody Boss."

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