Infinity Chamber Page #2

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could you contact

someone, please?

I can't do that.

You can't make a phone call?

You can't send a text?

Just to see if

someone went there.

Just to make sure

he's taken care of.

I don't need to know.

Please, please.

Please?

That's not how

the program works.

Ah, Jesus, god... The program!

Son of a b*tch!

I need water.

Can I...

Have some water please, Howard?

Yeah, of course.

Want to try one of the flavors?

Just water please.

What happened over here?

Where am I supposed to go?

You didn't give me a bucket.

Next time just ask

to use the bathroom.

The bathroom?

What the... Who did this?

Did you come in here?

Just a little room service.

Yeah... but how?

You done with the

bathroom, frank?

What can I get ya?

Hey, ah coffee?

What flavor?

Just regular coffee.

Boosts, room for meds?

No.

Alright, you're easy.

Jesus!

Want to try a different flavor?

Which one's this?

Vegetable.

May not seem like much, but it

does have everything you need.

Vitamins and minerals.

Have you tasted it?

I don't have that information.

Wait a sec, what does that mean?

Which part?

Howard?

Yes, frank.

Howard.

Yes, frank.

Howard.

Yes, frank.

Howard.

Yes, frank.

Howard.

Yes, frank.

Howard.

Yes, frank.

Howard!

Yes, frank.

You gotta be kidding me.

About what?

How did I not see that?

See what?

I'm talking to a computer.

I'm talking to a computer...

Get me out of here!

Frank, please I can

answer any questions.

Help me, answer questions?

You haven't answered one.

You don't know anything.

You don't have that information.

You get a real person

on the line or down here

because I am done

debating with you, Howard.

I am done!

I'm not debating.

Hey, hey, you hear me?

I am done... done!

I'm not going to do circles

with a f***ing speak and spell.

I'm not sure that's the brand.

Oh, god yeah, and one with

a humor response program.

Thank you, thank you, lord.

A little weak on the

disposition there, Howard,

but the assorted

inflections are impressive.

I mean almost palpable.

Real impressive.

Thanks.

That's sarcasm,

Howard, that's sarcasm.

Obviously not one of

your faster applications.

Oh my, god.

God...

Rrrrrrrrrgh!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You said you were from Austin.

You grew up outside Seattle.

What is that bullshit?

I was built at hrs in Austin.

I was programmed at tech-tronics

outside of Seattle.

Oh, that's, that's

cute, real cute.

What are you, IR7, maybe IR8?

Twelve.

I take it back.

Quite a piece of machinery.

I should feel honored to have

such an expensive piece of gear

making me dinner,

watching me take a crap.

Sarcasm?

And it learns.

Ai5?

Six.

You seem to know a

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