Inbred
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- Year:
- 2011
- 90 min
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Alright, I had planned on taking
a walk around the garden
and showing you the lake.
Really Clive, I don't expect
you to control the weather.
- Still, we can make much of it.
- Indeed.
Let's just see
what's been prepared.
- Lemonade.
- Marvelous.
- Glass?
- Please.
You really are
quite beautiful, June.
And you really are
quite a charmer, Clive.
The lemons were freshly squeezed
this morning by by my staff.
- Really?
- Yes.
- Excuse me, Mr. Willis?
- Yes, Jack?
Can I get some of
your lemonade, please?
No, you certainly may not.
It's become improper, Jack.
Back to your chores.
Smart even,
I never knew this quite.
More.
Is it also improper for me to stick
my cock in your good lady's mouth?
- Jack, have you gone mad?
- Yeah.
One sip, one sip, one sip.
- One sip of lemonade is all I wanted.
- Jack! No!
Lemon f***ing-ade.
Could've been fine.
Stupid f***ing b*tch.
Oh, they should have
given him a lemonade, man.
Yeah, you noticed they go
the f***ing madman with an axe.
Oh, wait and see
what he does with the bodies.
So f***ed up.
Hey guys, guys, come on now, please.
What did I say about swearing?
That it's funny.
Just put the phone away.
Put the phone away, now.
Okay, well thanks.
What's the matter with it?
It just says we are
completely off the map.
Could it be isn't it
updated or something?
How do you date it?
Plug it into a laptop.
Here, this is a trooper
map, Coordinance Survey.
And they never lie.
There you are, you see?
Mortlake.
Right up the end of this road.
Carry on.
- Are we there yet, Jeff?
- No.
I don't know why you bother her?
She ain't going to talk.
She like a mute or something.
- Woah? What respect?
- No, no, it means she gonna talk.
Woah! Didn't know
you could talk, Tim.
Yeah! Cut it out man.
Giving me a headache back there.
We don't want your
life story, man. Alright!
- Ow! You f***ing b*tch!
- Well, what's going on, huh?
Calm down, please.
Hey, Tim ..
- Got any sexy pics on your phone?
- No, why?
Not? Well, you're a
bump behind there?
- Is he always such a prick?
- Yeah.
Oi Jeff, can we smoke?
I definitely need a smoke, mate.
- Oi Jeff. Are we there yet?
- No, twat, we're not f***ing there yet!
Sorry.
- I think we're there, Jeff. Yeah.
- Further up the road, I think.
Trust... trust. Yeah.
Okay, further up. Keep going.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Okay.
Why is it not on here?
"The Dirty Hole"?
That's charming.
Well, Mortlake is one of the
north's oldest coal towns.
I suspect the name
probably refers to mining.
You'll like that, yeah old Jeff?
The cottage should
be straight up here.
Well, it's been
certainly rustic, isn't it?
- Rustic?
- This gonna be sh*t.
- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
We have another ... another 200 yards.
First one to see it gets a prize.
Everybody out.
Come out and get some fresh air.
Wonderful, huh?
No, I'm away till Monday.
Yeah. No, I can't decide.
Yeah, alright, so. Just that ...
- Dwight, phone please?
- What?
We haven't come all the way out
here to look at another way of life
so you can miss it just cos you're
chatting to late on the phone or
or viewing dirty pics, have we?
Hmm. Phone please.
No, I'm getting licked from some idiot.
Yeah, alright. Later.
Good lad. Okay.
Same applies to everybody.
Just put your phones in the bag,
so we can appreciate our environment.
- A f***ing joke.
- Okay. Thank you.
Great!
- What are you thinking?
- What am I thinking?
Well, I think that I've stayed in
better squats than this, Jeff, really.
Don't judge a book
by it's cover, hmm.
Wow!
- What's this?
- A poor house.
Sh*t cover. Sh*t book.
We need to locate
the fuse box, that's all.
Hmm. That's odd.
Are you worried?
Are you sure?
Come on.
Whoa! Get English thing, all right!
- What are you doing, Dwight? Stop it!
- Oh, come on. I'm f***ing joking around.
- No, you're not joking. If you want you
can open the car all the way in and ...
- Stop it.
- Oh, what's it all about?
- She was joking.
- Alright, go on.
- Chaotic, it is.
Oh, come on guys. Cheer up.
We just got the old boiler going.
I know it's a little bit
ramshackled and a little bit dusty.
We are not here on holiday,
are we? This is the point.
Work together as a team.
Pull together, as one.
And we can start by clearing this
place up together. How about that?
Yeah, I'm not sleeping in this Jeff
mate, it's a f***ing shithole.
Yeah, seriously.
Am I missing the tip?
Yeah, okay. I know it is a bit of a
shithole, guys, but we are in now.
So we better get
working together as a team.
And a good team that works
together hard, plays hard.
Get all cleaned up
and go down to the pub.
Yeah, can we wait outside.
Please, Kate, come.
Jeff, what is your problem?
I was just having a laugh.
Do you think it is wise
taking these kids to a pub?
I mean, some of them have had alcohol
issues. Now, Dwight would be a problem.
I wasn't going to get
them pissed in giving message.
I was just trying to motivate them and
have a bit of a laugh. Have a bit of fun.
Jeff, we are care-workers,
we're not their parents.
Why do you always
insist on alienating yourself?
- Alienate?
- Yes, alienate.
You think I'm
alienating people just
because I'm trying to
impose a few rules, huh?
See, there you go again. Rules.
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