In Society

Synopsis: Two bumbling plumbers are hired by a socialite to fix a leak. A case of mistaken identity gets the pair an invitation to a fancy party and an entree into high society. As expected, things don't go too smoothly.
Genre: Comedy, Musical
Production: Universal
75 min

the man. After all, he's got a badge.

You bet your life. It took me

20 years to earn that badge.

You're gonna show a little

respect for it. Certainly.

I'm the limb of the law.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

You're a rotten limb.


So, I'm a rotten limb, am I?

Listen, the next crack you make,

I'll break every bone in your body!

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And he'll do it

too. He's the type guy could do it.

You're not kiddin'!

Okay, okay. See ya later.

Why don't you keep your mouth

shut like your pal? Yeah.

Then you wouldn't get in trouble. He's

always lookin' for fights all the time.

I can see that. What's the

matter? You wanna fight?

Yes, I wanna fight.

I'll fight you.

And I'll fight you.

I'll fight you!

And I'll fight you!

I'll fight you!

And I'll fight you!

No, you won't!

We'd better call it a draw.

I don't want to fight a policeman...

around here where

all the people are lookin'.

You're wearin' a uniform.

I'll fight you over there

in that alley in 15 minutes.

I'll be there! Don't forget to

be in the alley in 15 minutes!

Don't worry. I'll be there! Don't

have any other cops around to help you!

I won't have any cops around. I don't

need 'em! I'll be there all alone!

You're darn right because

I ain't gonna be there! Oh!


All right, all right.

Come on. Let's get Elsie.

You caused enough trouble.

Hey! Here comes Elsie now.



What's the matter?

Stop that!

That's my girl.

Albert, you've been fighting again.


Oh, turn around here.

Look at yourself.

Why don't you try and be a little

more neat? I will from now on, Elsie.

I'll try my best.

If you give me a gold star, I'll

do my best. Now you look sweet.

Say, Elsie, we've got a big society

job up at the Van Cleve mansion.

Will you drive us up there?

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