In Bruges Page #2
Don't Look Now.
Not a pastiche, but a...
A 'homage' is too strong.
A 'nod of the head'?
Wow, your English is very good.
A lot of midgets
tend to kill themselves.
A disproportionate amount.
Herv Villechaize,
off of Fantasy Island.
I think somebody
off The Time Bandits.
I suppose they must
get really sad about, like,
People looking at them
and laughing at them.
Calling them names.
You know, 'shortarse.'
There's another famous
midget I'm missing,
but I can't remember.
It's not the R2-D2 man.
No, he's still going.
I hope your midget doesn't kill himself.
Your dream sequence will be f***ed.
He doesn't like being called a midget.
He prefers 'dwarf.'
Well, this is exactly my point!
People go around calling you a midget
when you want to be called a dwarf.
Of course you're
gonna blow your head off!
- My name's Ray. What's yours?
- Chloe.
How did you get past
the security man?
Getting past security men,
it's sort of my job.
You're a shoplifter?
(CHUCKLES) No, not a shoplifter.
It's a good joke, though.
No.
I'll tell you what I am
(CHUCKLING)
F***.
How f***ing cool.
Mr. Blakely?
- Yes. No, Mr. Cranham.
- No. Yes. Mr. Blakely. Yes.
You have a message.
Sh*t!
HARRY:
Number one, why aren't youin when I f***ing told you to be in?
Number two, why doesn't this hotel
have phones with f***ing voicemail
and not I have to leave messages
with the f***ing receptionist?
Number three, you better f***ing be in
tomorrow night when I f***ing call again
or there'll be f***ing Hell to pay,
I'm f***ing telling you, Harry.
(DOOR LOCK TURNING)
Would you turn
the f***ing light off!
Sorry, Ken.
Keep the f***ing noise down!
Someone's in a mood.
(SOFTLY) You'll never guess what.
Will you shut your f***ing mouth,
please, and go to sleep?
Oh, sorry.
Except I've gotta take me
contact lenses out.
Altogether,
I had
five pints of beer
and six bottles.
No. Six pints of beer
and seven bottles.
And you know what?
I'm not even pissed!
- Ken, you'll never guess what.
- What?
Got a date for tomorrow night.
I'm very happy for you.
With a girl.
Can you turn
the light off, please?
Only been in Bruges one day, got a date
with a girl in the film business,
the Belgian film business.
They're doing a film about a midget.
Miss?
Marie?
Sorry about the message last night.
The man who left it is a bit of a...
Well, he's a bit of a...
Cock?
Yes. He's a bit of a cock.
Morning.
Harry called last night.
We missed him.
Jeez, he swears a lot, doesn't he?
We're staying in tonight.
Whatever happens.
Hmm.
Except...
Hmm.
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