Imperfections Page #3

- Thank you.

- Okay, ba-bye.

- Yeah, that's really it.

I just bring the stuff to

the other stores in the area.

When there's no deliveries,

do a little computer stuff.

Easy peasy Japanesey.

- Well, try to pick

up a few things.

You know learning a trade

that could be really

great for you.

- I have a trade thank you.

Gross look at this picture

that Tanya just

posted to Instagram.

It's actually sad.

- Is that the quantum leap guy?

- Uh-huh.

- Man, she's really

doing great, huh?

- Please she

did like one commercial.

- Well, it's a start.

- I'm actually thinking of

going back out there myself.

It'll be different this time.

I'm in a much better

place emotionally.

- You really wanna subject

yourself to another

best defense.

- One time eight years ago

we are still having

this conversation.

- Well, it's a

legitimate question.

Alright we can talk about

something else fine.

- So you and Barry

are you like serious?

- I don't know.

We've only been on a few

days, but I like him.

Yeah, he's funny,

and he listens to me, he does.

You know he's not just waiting

until the next time

he has to talk,

and he's old fashioned.

He always grabs for the check.

- I thought a modern woman

should always pay her own way?

- No, it's to

emasculating that way.

Yeah, it makes it hard for

him to be the aggressor.

- Oh, god, mom, please stop.

- You know sometimes

it would be nice

to get a little support

from you for once.

- You're right.

Tell me about his

dick is it thick?

- What?

- Veiny.

- What get that

out of your mouth.

- Come on, Valerie,

can we please

get the fingerprints

on the glass?

It looks like somebody's

been eating ribs over here.

- Sure, Wendy.

- Dude, you gotta

get out of here.

- No, I am not starting

from the bottom again.

I've got nine years

till social security.

If I don't die from

inhaling Shalimar,

I'll be fine.

- Here's the stuff from Meyer,

and I already filed the

stuff from Algonquin.

- You've got this down.

- Well, I did go to college.

- What'd you study?

- Theater.

- I don't think that counts.

- The fruits of your labor.

- Thank you.

Barry, Barry, are you

sure this is right?

- What did you think

it was gonna be?

- Well, we never

actually talked about...

- well, now you know

see you tomorrow.

- Sorry.

- This is pitiful.

How am I supposed

- saving for

something important?

- Hey, will you teach

me something about

I don't know this stuff?

- What do you wanna know?

- I don't know.

Show me the difference

between diamonds.

- Okay.

Come over here.

Stay here.

- F***ing FICA.

- Now each part of the

diamond has a name.

The top half is

called the crown,

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