Imagine That Page #2

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how the day was gonna come

when you couldn't take the goo-gaa

to school with you anymore?

That day is gonna be today.

So what Daddy's gonna do

is l'm gonna take the goo-gaa.

l'm gonna hold on to it for you.

When you get home from school,

you'll get it back then, all right?

All right, sweetie.

Just give me the goo-gaa.

And you have a great day.

All right, baby.

As you know,

the Mile High City Arts Council

relies solely on contributions.

Yeah. l've got 12 people and four desks.

We need your money.

Mr. Cosgrove, can l call you right back?

Trish, please, this is a really bad week.

Evan, l told you three months ago

that this week was pledge week.

- That's this week?

- Yes.

You promised me you wouldn't do this.

You promised me.

Look, Evan,

l know you and her haven't ever...

- Trish, please, not this week.

- ...had a chance...

- Not this week. l'm begging you.

- ...to connect.

- Can we flip-flop and l'll do it next week?

- No!

- l promise you...

- No.

Evan, even if l could, l wouldn't.

Evan, why did you tell me

you even wanted to have children?

'Cause l did. l do!

l just didn't know l'd be so bad at it.

You know, Evan,

you're a really smart guy.

You make huge deals every day.

l'm sure you'll find a way

to deal with her.

Sweetie, you're gonna go

with Daddy, okay?

- Okay.

- He's so excited.

And l'm gonna call you every night

to say good night.

- Promise?

- You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

- Okay.

- l love you, kiddo.

l love you, too.

Okay, here we go.

Hey, you're a competitive guy.

That's intimidating,

especially in a father figure.

Okay, first of all,

l'm not her father figure.

l'm her father.

And she's the one that's intimidating.

- What?

- Honestly. She just stares at me!

Or through me.

She's got this imaginary world

that she goes to

with Kupida and Kapuda and Zupida.

l don't get it.

Look, l'm gonna put this

as gently as possible, okay?

You're a complete idiot.

You feel out of control

and you project that onto her.

Hey, look, man.

Be my friend and be my client.

But don't be Mr. Mystic Man

or whatever that is you call yourself.

- Man Whisperer.

- The Man Whisperer.

John Strother, former cornerback

for the Denver Broncos,

is now known as the "Man Whisperer."

- That's right.

- You be whispering to men.

Look, all l'm saying is that

we all have a little kid inside, right here.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- And he's whispering.

Stop. Please. Stop. Stop!

lf you don't whisper to little Evan,

- you'll never get through to Olivia!

- l'm not whispering to little Evan

- and l'm not whispering with you.

- You just did.

No, l wasn't.

No, l wasn't whispering with you.

l was whispering on the other...

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