Igor Page #2
SCAMPER:
Dang it!Still here.
If I had my shot,
I could be one of the
greatest Evil Scientists
Malaria has ever seen.
They'd all cheer
my name
just like they
do for the great
Dr. Schadenfreude!
(UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING)
ANNOUNCER:
And now yourmaster of disaster,
the chief of grief,
a man who needs
no introduction,
but who will brutally
torture me if he
doesn't get one,
Dr. Schadenfreude!
Thank you, thank you.
You're too klnd!
And I'm not.
But I want to welcome you
all to my annual pre- Evil
Science Fair party.
My girlfriend Jaclyn.
(CHUCKLING)
You know, she
may seem like
a shallow,
conniving wretch...
That's all I got.
That pretty much
sums her up.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
A toast to the
undefeated winner of
and the greatest Evil
Genius in the world.
(FANFARE)
(SPITS)
Bow for the King!
"The greatest Evil
Genius in the world."
I rememberwhen people
used to call me that.
Back when the clouds
destroyed our peaceful
land of farmers,
and my plan to blackmail
Yes, as you ve
told us all over
and over and over.
Yeah, well,
here's more.
Did you know that years
ago, Schoddy's family
name was Poekelmacher?
His family were
pickle-makers!
(ALL LAUGHING)
So, what's your Evil
Invention this year,
Doctor, kosher or dill?
(CROWD LAUGHING)
I want to shove
the sun don't shine
You mean
Malaria,
Master?
(EXCLAIMS)
No matter how many
Evil Science Fairs
I win,
I always have to bow
down to that idiot
I will never get
the respect he gets!
Respect? Respect
isn't gonna keep me
in baby-seal boots.
(SEAL WHIMPERING)
You just need to
keep on winning
Well, that is spoken
like a true worthless
leech,
who, by the way still has
year's winning invention.
You know,
maybe if you were
a real scientist,
you wouldn't need
me to help you
cheat every year.
(MACHINERY WHINING)
(SNICKERS)
Your whole
lab is fake,
just like you.
And maybe I should
throw you back in the
You're one to talk,
Dr. Schadenfraude!
You don't have
the guts.
(GASPS)
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
Is Daddy still
mad at me?
No.
But you and
your friend
Heidi
still have a litt e
job to do.
Oh, we're trying.
Well, try a little
bit harder!
Because this year,
I won't stop at
just winning the
Evil Science Fair.
(JACLYN LAUGHING)
I'm gonna unleash
my winnlng invention
on the King's
smug little face,
and then he'll be
the one groveling
at my feet!
(YODELING)
Hi there!
Look, it's your
little girlfriend,
Heidi.
You take a cocoa break,
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