If I Were You Page #2
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- 2012
- 115 min
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If I just get brain damage
do you promise to hold
a pillow over my face? - Oh, my God!
I feel dizzy.
What's wrong?
I haven't eaten yet.
- I'm so sorry.
Do you want some grapes?
Oh, my God.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's Paul. What do I do? - What?
Oh, you're asking me? - You're so wise...
Don't answer it.
- Hi. I'm sorry.
He wants to come over.
- I guess his wife isn't home after all.
What about your wife?
Yeah.
He says he doesn't
care what she thinks.
Well, then why doesn't he
just ask her for a divorce
instead of coming over here...
for...
You're so right.
Paul, I refuse
to see you again until you ask
your wife for a divorce.
That was smart, right?
Yeah. I hope so.
I've always been attracted
to older men.
I slept with my english
teacher when I was in Madrid.
And when I came here as an
au pair, the dads...
Well, the au pair thing
didn't work out.
But, just between you and I,
I'm not as young as I seem.
Oh, no. You couldn't be.
When Paul and I get married,
I don't want one of
those dead marriages, you know
nothing to talk about.
but what chores to do,
what TV show to watch.
I'm gonna have sex three
times a day until we die.
How would you even find the time?
What do you do?
- I don't know.
How can you not
know what you do?
Well, really, I'm an actress.
But I haven't had a part in a
while, so I do temp work in offices.
That's how I met Paul.
I was taking some papers into his office.
The door was closed, so I
thought they'd gone out for lunch.
You know, I just opened the door,
and he was just there at his
desk, his head in his hands, crying.
He was crying?
Yeah, he was crying.
He told me later that he felt
like his life meant nothing,
like he might as well
be dead already.
Well, we all feel like that sometimes.
I mean, even I feel like that sometimes.
But do I screw the office temp? No. I-I...
I wake up every morning and I do the
laundry and I cook and I go to work
and I visit my mother, who doesn't
even remember who I am.
Okay, sometimes I... watch TV.
I talk about what groceries
I'm gonna buy.
But you're nothing,
nothing like Paul's wife.
You're so different.
You're so kind.
Your husband must love you so much.
No.
He doesn't.
Are you sure?
- Yeah.
Does he have affairs?
Yes. At least one.
Oh, my God. That's terrible.
- Yes.
Oh, sh*t.
Well, what are you gonna do?
You mean am I gonna go
buy a bottle of scotch
and drink it straight
from the bottle? No.
Am I gonna put a noose
around my neck? No.
Pills, I can get pills.
Women can always get pills.
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