Idiocracy Page #2
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- 2006
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the difficult challenge of gaining his trust.
Collins, could we skip
to the technicals, please?
Sure.
Let me just finish here.
You see, a pimp's love is very different
from that of a square.
Collins!
Fine. We'll move on.
It is a fascinating
world though.
Jesus, Collins.
Yeah, that's-
Anyway, the experiment
in which these two subjects...
are to be placed
into a dry freeze...
for exactly one year
is set to begin tomorrow.
As you know,
this is highly classified.
However, if successful, we believe humans
can be stored indefinitely.
So this is kinda crazy, huh?
- What unit are you with?
- Oh, I ain't in the service.
Oh, private sector.
Okay.
- So, uh, what do you do?
- A little of this, a little of that.
Wow, that's great.
You know, I really envy people
that can make a living that way-
doing a little of this
and a little of that.
I, uh, had a neighbor, Glen.
He used to make chainsaw sculptures...
and then he'd sell 'em
at the flea market.
Yeah.
So, uh, you an artist
or somethin'?
- Uh, yeah.
- You do paintings or-
- Yeah, paintings.
- Okay, great.
- Mm-hmm.
- What do you paint mostly?
I don't know, just...
people and fruit and sh*t.
Wow. Well, must be great to be able
to make a living doing something you love.
[ Scoffs ]
Yeah. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
- [ Door Opens ]
- [ Collins ] Who wants to go first?
Me.
- What the f- Oh, hell, no. Uh-uh.
Hey, no. You probably don't want to do that
with the I.V. S attached and all.
- What's the matter?
- Man, Upgrayedd didn't tell me
they'd be putting me...
in no damn coffin
with tubes and sh*t!
It'll be safe. Trust me.
Who's Upgrayedd?
He's my boyfriend.
Man, how do you know
this sh*t's safe?
These guys know what they're doing.
Don't worry.
They've tested it on dogs
and everything.
What happens is, the drugs will kick in,
we drift off to sleep...
we wake up in a year,
you'll be paintin' again.
- It'll be fine.
- All right.
Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name.
Is he Dutch?
See, 'cause I knew this,
His name was Untgrad.
Okay, my niggas,
we're almost set here.
Just go ahead
and lie down. Relax.
See you in a year.
[ Narrator]
The Human Hibernation Rroject...
was one of the army's most
ambitious experiments...
and one of its most secretive.
But it was not immune
from human error.
Freeze!
[ Groans ]
Soon after Collins's arrest
and the massive scandal that followed...
the base was closed.
It hadn't even been a year,
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