Ice Breaker Page #2

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- Okay.

- Okay.

Play it cool.

Hey, ask about me lifting

weights when we walk by.

Hey, hey,

you want a ride on me?

- Excuse me?

- Do you want a free ride?

Alright.

What a nice day.

- Great.

- So, where are you going?

You know some say love is blind.

But I think it's deaf actually.

- Whoa.

- Hey are you alright man?

- Yeah I'm fine.

I'm just trying to find the 12 Seasons,

but my app is all...

- 12 Seasons is like right over there.

- oh it's working now, it's working.

- No, you can literally see it.

- Oh, huh,

well look at that.

That's cool.

Well, can you hold this for me?

- Ah, no.

- I just thought that maybe if it was cool

that I could just ride with y'all.

Wouldn't that be fun.

- Not really.

- Can you scooch it for me?

- You know what, there's

so much room anyways, so.

- This is pretty cozy.

Thank you so much.

Chariots away.

- That's cool.

Alright.

- I've never been on one

of these things before.

How fast can you go?

Like 20 miles per hour.

- You have like the luggage

of like a 1920s grandpa.

- Yeah, yeah,

it's vintage.

(calming music)

- I'm Kevin Cassidy.

- Hi Kevin.

- Hi.

So, uh...

So you from here?

I'm not from here.

- Born and raised.

- I don't live in this neighborhood.

Is it really as weird as everyone says?

- Not really.

- You know weird isn't enough.

That's how I'd put it, honestly.

- Gotcha.

Um, you know I actually,

uh, I don't live here.

I just work here.

- I had no idea you weren't from here.

I couldn't tell at all.

- I'm actually here to sell my app.

- That's really creative.

- That's genius, it's genius man.

- It's like if you know, if you wanted

to talk to a girl and

you wanted to, you know,

talk with here without

actually having to talk to her,

you do the ice breaker and you

(car horn honks)

break the ice.

You're able to talk to her,

maybe take her on a date.

- Can you scoot over or something?

- I legitimately can't.

- Welp, here we are.

- Wow.

- Heaven on Earth, 12 Seasons.

- Very cool, how much?

- It's about five bucks.

- It's about 20 bucks.

Hey listen, we kick ass.

We're a squad, we're a team, okay?

We make money, I get a

split, I got 20%, it's cool.

- Yeah, 20.

- Twenty'll do.

- Well there you go.

- Want any change?

- Uh, nah.

Nah I'm good.

So, um, I was thinking that...

So I'll see you around?

- Maybe.

- You sure?

- No I'm good, don't worry about it.

- Alright.

Let's get outta here.

- Toodle-do, b*tch.

- Hi, how may I help you?

- Hi, I'm Kevin Cassidy.

My cousin said he would

schedule me an interview

- And who might your cousin be?

- Tyler Williams.

- Tyler no longer works here.

- Really, since when?

- This morning.

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