Ice Age Page #2

You lost it?

- I want that baby, Diego.

- I'll get it.

You'd better, unless you want to

serve as a replacement.

We'll go up to Half Peak. Meet us there.

It had better be alive.

Can we trust you with that, Diego?

Let's go.

She picked a hair off my shoulder and says,

"If you have an extra mating dance,

"at least pick a female

with the same color pelt. "

I thought "Whoa. She's gonna go

praying mantis on me. "

If you find a mate, you should be loyal.

In your case, grateful.

- Now get away from me.

- I think mating for life is stupid.

There's plenty of Sid to go around.

Manny?

Manny?

Look at that. He's okay.

She's gone.

- Manny, are you forgetting something?

- No.

- But you just saved him.

- I'm trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.

But you can't leave him here.

Look, there's smoke.

That's his herd right up the hill.

- We should return him.

- Let's get this straight. There is no "we".

There never was a "we". In fact,

without me, there wouldn't even be a "you".

- Just up the hill.

- Listen very carefully: I'm not going.

- Fine, be ajerk. I'll take care of him.

- Yeah, that's good.

You can't even take care of yourself.

This, I gotta see.

I'll return you. We don't need

that meany-weeny mammoth, do we?

No, we don't.

You're an embarrassment to nature.

Do you know that?

This is cake. I'm fine, I'm fine.

I'm gonna die.

Manny.

- That pink thing is mine.

- No. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us.

"Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.

There is no "us".

I see. Can't have one of your own,

so you want to adopt.

Look, I'm sorry to interrupt

your snack, but we gotta go.

The baby? Please.

I was returning him to his herd.

Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth.

- Callin' me a liar?

- I didn't say that.

You were thinkin' it.

I don't like this cat. He reads minds.

- Name's Diego, friend.

- Manfred, and I'm not your friend.

Fine, Manfred. If you're lookin' for the

humans, you're wastin' your time. They left.

Thanks for the advice. Now beat it.

I'll help you bring it to its herd,

but leave me alone after that.

- Okay. Okay, deal. What's your problem?

- You are my problem.

I think you're stressed, so you eat too much.

It's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.

I'm not fat. It's all this fur.

It makes me look poofy.

All right, you have fat hair.

But when you're ready to talk, I'm here.

What are you doin'? Just drop it on the ledge.

- We should make sure they found him.

- Good idea.

No, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Don't spear me.

- This is a problem.

- Now what?

That's perfect.

- I told you they were gone.

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