Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade Page #2

I'm gonna put you up!

Egg roll!

Tomorrow I'm gonna

cash in my nest egg

for a big ol' pirate

ship to sail away in!

First pranking is a rite of

passage for every possum.

Peaches gets to be the first

April fool in history.

She's gonna be so happy.

Shh!

Here she comes!

We're the best uncles ever! Shh!

But I...

I don't get it!

We set a vicious booby

trap for our niece.

We did everything right here!

Maybe your glue's no good.

Told you my glue is good!

Whoa!

Crash?

What's happening?

Eddie?

Stop it!

You stop it!

It's good glue.

Thank you.

It's incredible!

Where are our eggs?

I don't think

he knows where the eggs are.

I told you

we shouldn't trust him.

Well, maybe it's

senior ditch day.

How is that even possible?

Wow, I mean, they are

deceptively quick for oblongs.

You close your eyes for one

second and they wobble off.

You lost them?

I trusted you with my egg! And

I got them to trust you too!

Do you have any idea,

as a single-parent dad...

The hoops they made me

jump through to adopt?

It took me all day

to lay my eggs!

Have you ever given birth to

something that weighs half a ton?

No.

Sadly, nature hasn't seen it fit

to bless me with

that experience.

Well, you're about to

find out how it feels.

Pull!

Go ahead. I deserve it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Please release the sloth.

Look, look, we'll find your eggs

and we'll get 'em

back by morning.

Or you can draw and

quarter him tomorrow.

I'm not saying they should.

Can we tar and feather him?

No! It'll get

all over my cave.

What if we feed

him to the reptile!

Get that horny toad!

Look, I appreciate your ideas,

but Sid didn't take your eggs!

Then who did?

Hey, look!

We found something!

It's a ransom note.

Get me a ship by tomorrow

or the eggs get scrambled.

The pirate took our eggs!

You brought this trouble here.

Just give him a new ship!

We can't negotiate with a pirate.

He'll just keep doing it.

Wait, wait!

It's the pirate!

Get him!

Wait, wait, wait,

no, I'm not him!

That's my brother.

No, he hid this!

In our rabbit hole.

It's a treasure map to the eggs.

You see, pirates,

they like to hide things...

And draw maps to find them, like, later.

I don't know.

I know what pirates do.

Why did you bring this to us?

My family's made its hole in

this valley for 13 generations.

That's almost four years!

For once, I gotta make

things right. You know?

For my family.

We gotta get those eggs back.

I napped, and they

got egg-napped.

Manny, we have to

help those families.

Sid, this is your chance

to make things right.

Thanks, Ellie.

You're wise beyond your size.

Okay, we got ourselves

an egg hunt!

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