iCarly Page #3

Spencer:

Why is there a mirror in here and why can’t I see out?

Carly:

It’s one way glass.

Spencer:

So you can’t see anything I’m doing(Dances around)

Carly:

No we can see you, you can’t see us

Spencer:

Oh right right

Carly:

Ok we’re going to start with various forms of stimulation.

Gibby:

Just react as you normally would.

Spencer:

Ok

Carly:

Turn your mike off

Gibby:

Right

Carly:

Ok Gibby let’s start with something only mildly irritating(Does stuff with pearpad) Play radio dingo to the speakers inside the chamber

Gibby:

Coming up

Spencer:

No, no, no, no, nope, noo. Please turn this off it’s horrible.

Carly

Turn it up

Gibby:

Increasing volume

Spencer:

Hey! That’s too loud guys turn it off I don’t like it!

Carly:

Kill his mike

Spencer:

Mouthing words of turn it off

Carly:

And music off (Spencer celebrates) And music on. (throws tantrum type thing)

Switch to Freddie and Brad

Freddie:

Ok tap the faces button

Brad:

Ok

Freddie:

Ok just let me sync the emotions matrix

Sam:

(entering) I’m back

Brad:

Hey Sam

Sam:

Hey. (Handing Freddie stuff) I got your camera,(Freddie: thank you) hard drive, cables, and I brought you guys chips and fresh guacamole.

Brad:

Wow that’s awesome

Freddie:

Wait(runs over and hits chip out of Brad’s hand- grabs guacamole)

Sam:

Why’d you do that?

Freddie:

(sniffs guacamole)What’d you put in the guac?(Sam shrugs)Something to make us sleep?

Sam:

No

Freddie:

(superiorly)Then eat some (Sam gets a chip and chews it motioning with her hands-to Brad) Just a sec.(Freddie grabs Sam by the arm- moves away from Brad)Ok What’s up with you?

Sam:

What do you mean?

Freddie:

You have been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

Sam:

No game(Freddie gives her an yeah right look) Why don’t we get on with the project?

Freddie:

(reluctantly) Ok

Sam:

Ok?

Freddie:

Ook

Sam:

Ok?

Freddie:

Ok

Sam:

Ok (walks to chair- Freddie watches her suspiciously) So is this baby ready for testin’?

Brad:

Yup just sit on that chair and stare right into the pearpad.

Sam:

I do like sitin’ and starein’

Brad picks up camera

Freddie:

Go ahead and record

Brad:

Alright, rolling

Freddie:

(into phone)Ok, this is Freddie Benson proceeding with test number three of application moodface, subject Sam Puckett.(Sam gives thumbs up to camera) Alright Sam, just stare at the pearpad straight on and keep you head still.

Sam:

Yup

Test-In LOVE-Freddie is shocked and looks from Sam to Brad and rapidly types on his computer

Sam:

Can I move now?

Freddie:

(still shocked) Uhh yeah

Brad:

So what’s her mood

Freddie:

Uh, it’s uh, it’s inconclusive.

Sam:

No reading?

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