I Think I Love My Wife Page #2

food, you got to come back.

Well, have fun all by yourself.

I'm gonna get a quick bite and

then get on the Coleman account.

See ya.

RICHARD:

Hey, I got nothing against George,

but I just hate going to lunch

at the same time

everybody else does.

It's just way too crowded.

Look at this mess.

It's just not the New York

that I like.

Now, at 2:
00,

it's a different story.

Things slow down.

That's when I like to go out.

I can eat,

or I can go shopping,

or I can just clear my head.

And I can also watch women

and get a good look.

'Cause I know I will never

see them again.

Now, you can't look

at a woman in the suburbs.

You stare at a soccer mom

too long,

and they'll post your name

on the Internet.

(bell dings)

(typing)

Can I help you find something?

Just looking.

Have you seen the new Prada suits?

No, that's okay, that's okay.

Excuse me, sir, would you like to try

a new fragrance today?

Nah, that's okay.

- Oh.

- (spraying)

Hey! Don't spray that sh*t on me.

It's really good.

Hi, I'm Candy.

Can I help you with something?

Do you have this in blue?

You know, I think you

should try this green one.

Uh, l-I don't really wear green.

Okay, but this green is hot.

Come on. Trust me.

Let's go try it on.

I'm telling you, I don't like green.

(smooth jazz tune

playing faintly)

That looks great on you.

You think so?

Absolutely.

It's sexy.

I love it.

I just don't like wearing green.

Yeah, but you should

start wearing green.

I mean, you look

really handsome in it.

Hey, Lisa.

Will you tell him

how this shirt looks.

Oh, I love it on you!

I'm-I'm not just saying that.

I think it looks great on you.

(Kelly giggling)

Daddy's home.

BRENDA:
Daddy's home.

KELLY:
Daddy!

Yeah!

Daddy's home.

Hey, Daddy.

How's it going?

Pretty good.

Where's Brian?

Oh, he's upstairs napping.

Oh, hey, I've got

all these tests to grade,

so can you do the dishes tonight?

- Yeah, yeah, no problem.

- Great.

Hey, Kelly.

Hi, Daddy.

How big is Kelly?

This big.

RICHARD:
Yeah. Where's Kelly's ear?

Here.

- Where's Kelly's nose?

- Here.

Where's Kelly's esophagus?

(Brenda laughing)

Give the kid a break;

she's only three.

Hey, there's white

kids that are three

taking the bar right now.

W-H-l-T-E, please.

Okay, okay.

Hey, Kelly, I got you.

- Daddy got you.

- (Kelly laughing)

- Right upside the head.

- You went shopping? Huh.

Daddy got you.

I thought you didn't like green.

- (laughing)

- Figured I'd get something new.

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