I Melt with You Page #3

Synopsis: Middle aged Jonathan, Richard, Rob and Tim are friends from their college days, each who has had some modicum of success in his life, but each who is facing an issue resulting in dissatisfaction with his current lot. Divorced father Jonathan is a physician whose practice is largely made up of wealthy patients for who he writes prescriptions for drugs for recreational use in return for payola. Party boy Richard was once a novelist, but now resorts to teaching high school English to make a living. Stockbroker Ron is happily married with kids, but in providing for his family, he decided to steal from his clients which has now resulted in a probable indictment by the Securities Commission for embezzlement. And five years ago, openly bisexual Tim was the driver that caused an accident which killed both his sister and his boyfriend, the guilt surrounding which still remains with him. As they live in various parts of the country, they make a point to get together at least once a year for a we
Genre: Drama
Director(s): Mark Pellington
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Metacritic:
26
Rotten Tomatoes:
12%
R
Year:
2011
129 min
$4,176
Website
122 Views


- She gave you the crabs?

I f***ed her boyfriend

Jeff Snyder.

Oh, great. Well played.

- That's so f***ing funny...

- What?

because when

I f***ed Emily, I gave her crabs,

which basically means

I gave you the crabs!

Hey, f*** off!

I banged her...

when I banged her,

I knew that I had

the f***ing crabs.

There you go, mac.

Here, take them back.

Here are your crabs back,

you f***.

The gift that keeps giving, huh?

You still have 'em, sir?

You know how to get rid of 'em?

By the way, this is true.

You take a really good,

good lighter,

and you shave one testicle,

and you light

the other testicle on fire.

- The critters run from...

- Critters!

the burning testicle

onto the shaved one.

Okay, and then

you take an ice pick,

and you just jam it

into the f***ers!

Aah, aah!

True.

Is it possible

to have a conversation

that's a little more serious?

- No, no!

- No!

- Come on.

- F*** that.

That's what

I f***in' hate, man.

Is people... we...

we can no longer

do and say the things

that make us feel good.

Yeah, that's what

I'm talking about.

Are you saying

that doing and saying

stupid things

makes you feel good?

You know what

I'm talking about.

Like, when we get past 40,

we can no longer be honest

about what makes us laugh.

And if you're

a father, forget it.

You show any immaturity,

you lose all credibility.

Oh, come on.

Blah, blah, blah.

- Come on, that's pathetic.

- You are pathetic, Ron, because...

- What?

- You don't need to participate

in a conversation

that might be illuminating

because you're such

a powerful man.

Oh, no, that's not

f***ing it, by the way.

I am here to talk

about Volvos...

- vulvas.

- Volvos!

- I got one of those.

- And schlongs.

Happy birthday

to you, Timothy!

Happy birthday!

Yeah!

Happy birthday, baby.

Happy birthday, Timmy.

- Look at that.

- She's got a beard.

Of course she does.

Look it, she's got

a man-gina.

- See? I didn't forget about you.

- You never do.

I love you, pal. Happy birthday.

I guess I can die now.

Do it when no one else

is around, please.

- Thanks, guys.

- We're all glad you were born.

- Happy birthday.

- Timmy!

Here's to us.

- Us band of brothers!

- Yeah!

Whoo!

I wanna be adored

I wanna, I wanna

I wanna be adored

I wanna, I wanna

I wanna be adored

I wanna, I wanna

I gotta be adored

I wanna be adored.

Why do you dislike

rock 'n' roll so much?

These days, it's a disease.

It's a plague.

It's been going on

for too long.

It's history.

It's not achieving anything.

It's just digression.

They play rock 'n' roll

at airports.

It's about as, like,

advanced as it can possibly get.

But there was a time

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Glenn Porter

Glenn Porter (born 1975) is an American drummer from Chicago, Illinois most famous for forming Alkaline Trio with fellow bike messenger Matt Skiba and Rob Doran, which he later left in 2000 after recording two albums with them. He is also a former 88 Fingers Louie member. Prior to drumming for 88 Fingers Louie, Porter drummed for a band called Tommyrot. He has also been credited as a sound mixer for two films. Glenn Porter's ex-girlfriend, Heather Gabel, is credited with designing the Heart/Skull Alkaline Trio symbol, as discussed in the Alkaline Trio DVD Goddamnit. Porter currently resides in Portland, Oregon, where he plays drums for an under ground rock band called Advisory. more…

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