I Love You to Death Page #3

Synopsis: Joey works with Rosalie in their pizza parlor. She is convinced that he works all of the time for them and her world dissolves when she finds that he has been fooling around for years. Being Catholic, divorce is out of the question, so she and her mother and her best friend decide to kill him. Hopelessly incompetent as killers, they hire incompetent professionals as they beat, poison, and shoot Joey who remains oblivious to their attempts.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Lawrence Kasdan
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
45
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
R
Year:
1990
97 min
191 Views


You reach in the bag

and take out a rune.

- Any one?

- Well, they're all beautiful, you'll see.

What are they, runes?

They're very spiritual stones.

They have metaphysical powers.

And what do they do?

It wouldn't say-

Well, they tell you where you're at.

- I'm at home.

- We're right here. What are you saying?

No, spiritually.

Spiritually, they tell you where you're at.

I don't know if I should.

I'm a Catholic.

- They're not against God or anything.

- Go ahead. Try it.

- What can it hurt?

- Okay.

Oh, this is a good one.

I love this one.

This is strength.

- Strength?

- Yes.

Fast break! Fast break!

Looking good.

Yes! Yes!

Non dimenticar means

Don't forget you are my darling

"The rune of replacement and renewal,

suggesting that the time has come...

...to change the life you're living. "

- It doesn't say that. Let me see.

- Sure it does. Look.

Think I made that up?

No, but I know you.

I know what you think.

Rosalie, bring me a beer, will you?

I think you should let him

get his own beer.

I don't mind. He works hard.

I like taking care of him.

There's such a thing

as women's liberation.

- She doesn't have to be a slave.

- That's right.

Last week on TV, I heard about a woman

who stabbed her husband 27 times.

Because he refused to put the top

back on the mustard jar.

Yeah, 27 times.

Can you imagine?

We got any peanuts or pretzels,

something to munch on?

No, I think we're out.

We're always out. My mama's house,

there's always plenty food to eat.

Maybe you should live with her.

- Don't be sarcastic.

- Don't be a nudge.

Don't call me that nudge thing.

Come on. I'm Italian. I like to eat.

I'm Yugoslavian.

I don't like to cook, especially for nudges.

- Yeah, don't call me a nudge.

- Nudge, nudge, nudge.

Give me those shoes.

- You going out again tonight?

- Hey, Rosalie, come on.

What? I haven't said anything.

I work every day. All day.

Okay? Every day.

At night, I like to relax,

go out, have fun, you know.

I thought you were staying home.

What for?

What for? I don't know.

Who knows?

Well, like what?

Well, for one thing,

we got paperwork.

Paperwork.

The monthly bills, the insurance,

the mortgage, the phone bill.

I'm going out.

Ms. Mary Mac, Mac, Mac

At the discotheque, theque, theque

I'm gonna get her, her, her

Down on her back, back, back

Vodka, please.

- Mickey, that's on me.

- You got it, Joey.

Joey Boca's my name.

And you know what?

I know something about you.

Yeah? What do you know about me?

I know you never been in here

before in your life.

Really? How do you know?

Maybe I have.

If you had,

I would have known about it.

People would have talked about it.

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