I Love You Both Page #3

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Ah, sh*t... I got to go.

I'm, uh, looking after

some chickens down the road.

I gotta go turn the lamps on.

- Wow, all right.

- Okay.

But we will call you

about your website friend.

Yeah, we'll do

a group text thing.

- All of us.

- Donny:
Yeah.

Okay, cool, uh, it was great

meeting you guys.

Group text me.

Bye, Andy!

It almost makes me nervous,

like, how relaxed Andy is.

Like, what aren't

you telling us?

Oh, I know.

- He's like a yes person.

- Mm-hmm.

- Scott was a no person.

- Mm-hmm.

Remember when he was like,

"I'll come to your birthday,

but I tend to have more fun

with my friends."

- God, f***.

- Yuck.

The worst.

Do you think Andy spends

a lot of time on his hair?

No, I think he just wakes up

looking good, every time.

But... I think he drinks a lot

of water, like, just, a lot.

- Just really hydrated.

- Really well hydrated.

Really, like I think

he just, like,

a backpack of coconut waters

all the time.

Mm-hmm.

- Like, the face. You can tell.

- No, I can tell.

The face

is filled with hydration.

I can tell by looking at him.

Mm-hmm, but I don't know.

Oh, I wanted to show you

this thing.

I was thinking

after we finish recip-easy,

we should go

to that motel we saw that time,

the one

with all the themed rooms.

You know what I'm talking about?

And like we can just

like go for a week,

and like stay in a different

room like every night.

Whimsical lodging.

Yeah, it won't be that whimsical

- 'cause we're gonna plan it...

- Oh, the forest room.

Yeah, no,

they're all ugly on purpose.

Like, that's the whole thing.

- Yeah, I remember, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

I kind of want

to like do the Titanic

or like the...

You know, any of these.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we should totally do it.

I got to go to bed.

You got to take that away.

Okay.

- Take it away.

- Me too.

I can't eat any more of this.

- I got to go.

- All right.

Goodnight.

I'm just gonna have

one more bite actually,

but then I'll go.

Good night!

Krystal:
What are you

doing here?

Char:
Brought your b-day gifts!

So I got this idea I want you

to roll around in your noodle.

My friend, Kelly,

my nurse friend, Kelly,

on our days off, we go junkin'.

You would not believe

what people

donate to the goodwill.

What is all that?

So now, I got a basement

full of antiques.

So I'm downstairs, thinking,

"how can I

turn this into a cash cow?"

You know, buy low,

sell high kind of thing?

Now I'm driving down the street

and I notice at the gym...

- You know, the gym by my house?

- Mm-hmm.

Right next to it is,

"space for rent."

So I just whip in there,

and I'm sitting there

in the car contemplating

the potential,

when, boom,

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