I Love You Both Page #2

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my brother from like a...

Probably

a terrible conversation.

- What do you mean?

- Uh, well, it's kind of weird.

We have a codeword for,

like, party emergencies.

- You have a codeword?

- Krystal:
Mm-hmm.

Oh, cool, so you guys are,

like, in third grade?

Ah, well, twins don't age so...

Who are you?

Oh, hey, I'm Andy.

- Krystal.

- It's, uh, nice to meet you.

Sorry about the frosting.

Oh, yeah,

you have really dry hands.

Andy:
Thanks.

Ivy:
Can I give you some advice?

Wrenn:
You're gonna love it.

Go home, right now.

Dispose of half of what you own.

Do it.

Is that your brother?

Mm-hmm, he looks sad.

That's the first thing

I noticed about him,

this deep, unfathomable sadness.

Holding back,

you are holding back.

Mm-hmm.

He's a good-looking dude.

Hmm.

Thanks for saving me.

I think that was gonna go on

another two hours.

No problem, that's the worst.

Andy's an art teacher and he's

reading the hobbit in German.

- Yeah.

- What's it called in German?

It's just called the hobbit.

There's no German word

for hobbit.

Donny:
Makes sense.

Um, how do you like teaching?

'Cause I teach piano

and I hate it.

Oh, I love it.

I teach elementary now,

but I used to teach high school,

"but, uh, there was

this one like 6'5" kid,

and, uh, I told him to go

to detention and he was like,

"f*** detention," and then

he stabbed me with a protractor.

Yikes.

No, no, no,

it was cool though I just...

I just went back

and beat the sh*t out of him.

Hmm.

I'm kidding.

I haven't actually,

uh, attacked a child.

He was really big,

but, yeah, I was fine.

And now I teach

elementary school,

which is the little kids.

They're still stronger than me,

but I'm taller so...

That gives me the advantage.

Donny:
Nice.

Yeah, uh,

so your sister was telling me

that you guys

are designing a website?

Yeah,

it's a website where you post

fat pictures

of your ex-boyfriends.

Yeah, it's a green initiative.

Krystal:
We wanted to do

something paperless.

Oh, okay,

so what you're telling me

is that I should never date

either of you, ever.

Well, I don't think

we're gonna use it.

We're just making it.

Just designing it.

Actually, my friend Glenn

builds websites for a living.

Yeah, he just sold

his digital agency.

He's doing this

mobile photo booth thing now,

but he's throwing a party.

You guys should, uh...

You guys should come.

Yeah, that sounds awesome,

thanks.

That sounds awesome, mm-hmm.

Andy:
I know it's like really

hard building a business.

Furby's are selling

for a hundred bucks a pop

in Thailand right now.

They're status symbols.

That's depressing.

Mint condition or

can it be gently loved?

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