I Kill Giants Page #3

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if you want some champagne.

Yeah, maybe!

It's high in sugar,

but it's half a cheat day.

- You've earned it.

- Wow, okay. Cool.

You know, if you wanted,

I could put an extra inch

or two on your glutes.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

- So we could start today.

- Let's!

- Good.

- All right, you ready?

- Uh, yeah.

- Yeah.

- It's me and you.

- All right.

[CART WHIRRS] [EAGLE SQUAWKS]

God, you look so graceful.

Hey, I'm working out!

[TENSE MUSIC]

Two blocks on Sandy.

Okay.

All right then, well...

The Portland Rose Route, Sam.

- We did it!

- Wow.

[LAUGHTER]

[ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING]

I hope you like your dinner.

Yes, I've never had

bread-crusted ravioli

filled with pasta and with potatoes

on the side before. Thank you.

I heard that runners need their carbs.

- I have a fun idea.

- Mm-hmm?

Let's gossip.

Oh, I don't... I don't think

we know the same people.

Just dish some dirt on

someone you know from home,

even if I don't know them.

- Um...

- Go on, anything.

Shoot, go, do it, give me something.

Okay, um, one of my

friends got, um, divorced

- two years ago.

- [GASPS]

No. Was it violent? You can tell me.

- Was he hitting her?

- Goodness, no!

- No, no...

- Was she hitting him?

No, absolutely not;

they're still very good friends.

They just got divorced.

You don't have anything mean

to say about anyone, do you?

Nothing negative at all.

Is there something wrong with you?

No, I just... I don't really see

the point in anger, or resentment.

I... I don't know how

you got through life

being that way.

Well, I should, um...

I should go to bed.

I've got to get up at 5:30.

I've set the alarm.

No, no, don't worry about that.

I'm up at 4:
00 in the morning.

- Oh, okay.

- I'll be up before you.

- Oh.

- I'll wake you up.

Oh, that would be great, thank you.

Can I brush your hair

as you go to sleep?

Absolutely.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Hey, there you are.

Hey, whoa, what's all this stuff?

I know it looks stupid,

but I just figured

this is gonna be like a long flight.

I've got a bunch of

movies on here, right?

"Sully," got a couple of podcasts here,

one about the opioid crisis.

Some news feeds on my wrist phones.

Also my heart rate's gonna

be right over here,

so you... I need you to read it for me,

'cause I can't see it from here.

- What about you? You ready?

- Yeah!

- Hi!

- There you are!

Hey. I was wondering where you were.

How you feeling?

Little better now that you're here.

So are you ready to run

with the rest of my b*tches

- and catch that runner's high?

- Wait, what?

Hey, look, I gotta do my rounds, okay?

But I will be back to check on you.

- Okay. Yeah.

- Go get 'em out there.

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