I Feel Pretty Page #2
is all that matters,
and you get
a picture of yourself
and you feel, like,
really good about it
and you hide your double chin,
you hide your acne,
and you hide your cellulite.
And then when the guy
meets you in person,
he's, like, so disappointed.
Or you take
a picture of yourself
where you feel like
And then
you check your profile
and no one is liking it
or poking you.
And you didn't even want
to go out with this guy
in the first place.
But he's rejecting you,
and it's not fair,
and I'm sick of it.
Well...
You raise a lot
of interesting points, Renee.
And thank you
for that pep talk.
Yes, thank you.
JANE:
I feel like this isexactly what we needed.
You guys are jerks.
Let's just take a fun picture.
- Yeah.
- Let's just do it.
- I'm a photo queen!
- Look at this face!
- Whoo!
- Okay.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
That's not good.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
We look like
we're being attacked, Viv.
- JANE:
That's bad.- RENEE:
I look mid-poop.It looks like you're, like,
having sex with me.
(CAMERA CONTINUES CLICKING)
- (GLASS CLANKING)
- Viv!
Okay...
Come on... And three.
VIVIAN:
And that's the one.- (SIGHS)
- (BEEPING)
What the hell, Mason?
on myself.
God, look, I know this office
isn't the epicenter
of anything,
but once we stop
feeling compelled
to participate
in things like pants,
we've gone too far outside
the social contract.
We're in a crisis, Renee.
The server's down.
It's happened before,
it always
comes back online,
but not this time.
Oh, no... Wait, wait, wait.
How are we going to get
the web traffic reports
to Corporate
for their 11:
00 a.m.?It's our only job
in this stupid office!
I'm already
printing out the reports,
and it's not stupid.
Maybe a little.
Either way, you can
leave our stupid office
in about 10 seconds.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You think I'm going
to Lily LeClaire today?
(SCOFFING) Oh, no, I am not
going to Lily LeClaire.
I promise you that, okay.
- I did not shower.
- You never shower.
Okay, I shower at night.
When I shower is my business.
I'm not going there.
No, I'm wearing
bathing suit bottoms
'cause I have no clean undies.
I have
a Bed Bath and Beyond bag
for my purse. No!
Repeat after me.
I am brave.
- I am brave.
- I am blonde.
- I am blonde.
- And I got this.
And I got this.
- I am brave!
- I am brave!
- I am blonde!
- I am blonde!
- And I got this!
- And I got this!
I am brave!
(SCREAMING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
For Steve in Marketing.
Okay, great. I'll make sure
she gets them.
(GASPS)
Is that Avery LeClaire?
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