I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore Page #2

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Well, I didn't see it.

You shouldn't need a sign.

What is wrong with you?

Fine.

Hot

Hot

Hot

Hot

- Yeah?

- Hi, sir.

My house got robbed yesterday.

Suspicious?

Furtive?

Sneaky and...

I- I know what furtive is.

Yeah, this Dominican fella came around

here this morning with a push mower.

Son of b*tches.

That's-That's what I thought.

Told him I could take care of my lawn.

Good try.

I'll tell you somethin'.

Why don't you leave me your number?

Um, if I think of somethin'...

Mmm.

Uh, what is it?

Oh, it's just some regular yogurt

you can sip on.

I'm sorry that happened,

but I don't know anything to tell you.

Yeah, okay.

Roll that

Four. Get some!

E- Excuse me.

Put that f***er on

your motherfucking shoulder

I said I was sorry.

You said, uh, fine.

The implication being that I meant...

Okay, never mind. Never mind.

- Don't...

- Hey!

Wait up.

Look, that's not me.

Leaving a BM in your yard?

That-That's not who I am.

I- I was embarrassed.

Sometimes I just get so deep

in my thoughts, you know?

Like, deep, and I don't even notice

what Kevin's doing.

Oh, uh...

forget it.

You can hit me.

- What?

- One strike.

To balance the energy between us.

I won't defend myself.

Okay.

I think, uh...

So, um, why are you here?

My house got robbed.

When?

Yesterday.

- Did you call the authorities?

- Yeah.

I...

I don't know. It seemed like they

couldn't really do anything, so...

I'm just asking around, you know,

seeing if anyone saw anyone or...

What did they take?

Uh...

They... They took my computer.

And they... they took my grandma's silver,

which is really what...

Anjng! Anjng!

That makes me...

so furious!

I...

I'm-I'm sorry to have bothered you.

No, you did not bother me.

This affects all of us.

Kevin, stop it!

Okay. All right, so...

See ya. Bye, Kevin. Bye.

Um, is there anything I can do?

Oh, I think I'm good.

I think I-I... I got it.

Um...

thank you for everything.

The angels stood watching

Our slow tangled fall

Reaching for heaven

In spite of it all

They can't do a thing

For the people downstairs

Bring out the Bible

Ain't got a prayer

There stands the mountain

Oh

We tumbled down

That rough, rocky shoreline

We ran aground

There's peace in the valley

We never made it down there

So bring out the Bible

Holy sh*t.

F***. Um...

Ah.

You've reached Detective Bendix

with, uh, Robbery...

Um...

Okay.

Police operator.

Hi... Hello. Um, yes. Okay.

My laptop was stolen,

and I can see it.

So, it's not stolen?

N- N-No. No, it's still...

t's still stolen.

Um, my phone...

You know, my phone is saying where it is.

I- I have the address.

So, I need somebody to go there

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