I Could Never Be Your Woman Page #2

Synopsis: Rosie (40), a divorced mother, produces the has-been TV comedy You Go Girl. Her boss no longer allows the show to tackle any vaguely controversial subjects, so it seems doomed. Then she meets at an audition Adam Perl (29), an attractive, spontaneously funny, single actor. She successfully casts him, which revives the show's ratings. She also dates him, but her pathological insecurity, focused on their age difference, compromises the relationship. That culminates when she suspects him of infidelity with the show's star, and the studio gives those two their own sitcom.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Amy Heckerling
Production: Freestyle Releasing/Bauer Martinez Enter
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
64%
PG-13
Year:
2007
97 min
230 Views


- Oh, OK.

- Bye. Bye

Hey, let's go find Mommy.

Bowling is so 8-1-8.

And these balls are so heavy.

- There.

- Where?

The balls are so heavy?

Yeah well their bowling balls.

- It's an innuendo.

- Oh, come...

It implies she holds men's testicles.

And rolls them down a wooden lane.

- Ah just loose her.

- It's Jeannie my secretary.

- She'll be heartbroken.

- That's it for me.

They make much dirtier jokes on

"Will And Grace" and "Housewives".

You never stand up to him.

It's all a game.

Are you developing another

talent contest show?

Where?

New faces of 2006.

Oh, that's my plastic surgery show.

You know it's amazing

what they can suck out.

He get's his eyes done,

marries a 28 year old and you know,

he thinks he's suddenly

turned into a young hipster.

Well, and you think maintaining your high

school weight makes you a cheerleader.

Your both wrong.

You can jump and peel and nip and tuck

but your insides are still rotting away.

Hey, there's something new to makeover.

Internal organs.

Yeah, you can have a liver lift.

Hey, a pancreatic resurfacing

or a colon peel.

Yeah, botox you're ovaries baby.

Then you'll look young in your x-rays.

He's at Lakers games with

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake.

He's trout fishing with Norm MacDonald.

I am the one behind closed doors

all afternoon and who have I met?

Yeah I thought that meant secrets

from his wife, not the whole town.

I'll talk to you later Ma.

Anyone call?

Look what I made of Brianna.

I already did Sean.

It's hilarious.

Uh, we had to make some

changes to this weeks episode.

Your line in the bowling alley was cut.

Oh... You have to do

what's better for the show.

It was the censor.

He thought you were too sexy.

- I'm sorry.

- That's fine. Forget it.

Ok. All right, well I'm going to go get

Izz, if anyone needs me I'm on my cell.

Sure.

- You go girl.

- Hey, is Rosie there?

No you just missed her.

She had and emergency botox appointment.

You are bad.

No Izzie, don't hover over Dylan.

Do something else.

- Hi Britney.

- That's it, talk to the girls not him.

B*tches!

No. No no no no.

Izz!

- Bye Dylan.

- Yeah.

Hey!

- Ma, you know what happened today?

- What?

I went to the bathroom and there was

this brownish spot,

but it wasn't from you know where.

Honey, that is your period.

Oh congratulations, your...

your a woman!

Let the game begin!

Ma what's is better?

Maxi with wings for extra protection,

or absorbent dry and bulge your pants?

How many light days are there?

Honey, you do not need all this.

- Can I have a Twix bar?

- Yeah.

Ops, I got a career...

by shaking my rear,

and making guys leer.

Oh baby baby.

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Amy Heckerling

Amy Heckerling (born May 7, 1954) is an American film director. An alumna of both New York University and the American Film Institute, she directed the commercially successful films Fast Times at Ridgemont High, National Lampoon's European Vacation, Look Who's Talking, and Clueless. Heckerling is a recipient of AFI's Franklin J. Schaffner Alumni Medal celebrating her creative talents and artistic achievements. more…

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