I Could Never Be Your Woman Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2007
- 97 min
- 230 Views
- Oh, OK.
- Bye. Bye
Hey, let's go find Mommy.
Bowling is so 8-1-8.
- There.
- Where?
The balls are so heavy?
Yeah well their bowling balls.
- It's an innuendo.
- Oh, come...
It implies she holds men's testicles.
And rolls them down a wooden lane.
- Ah just loose her.
- It's Jeannie my secretary.
- She'll be heartbroken.
- That's it for me.
They make much dirtier jokes on
"Will And Grace" and "Housewives".
It's all a game.
Are you developing another
talent contest show?
Where?
New faces of 2006.
Oh, that's my plastic surgery show.
You know it's amazing
what they can suck out.
He get's his eyes done,
marries a 28 year old and you know,
he thinks he's suddenly
turned into a young hipster.
Well, and you think maintaining your high
school weight makes you a cheerleader.
Your both wrong.
You can jump and peel and nip and tuck
but your insides are still rotting away.
Hey, there's something new to makeover.
Internal organs.
Yeah, you can have a liver lift.
Hey, a pancreatic resurfacing
or a colon peel.
Yeah, botox you're ovaries baby.
Then you'll look young in your x-rays.
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake.
He's trout fishing with Norm MacDonald.
I am the one behind closed doors
all afternoon and who have I met?
Yeah I thought that meant secrets
from his wife, not the whole town.
I'll talk to you later Ma.
Anyone call?
Look what I made of Brianna.
I already did Sean.
It's hilarious.
Uh, we had to make some
changes to this weeks episode.
Your line in the bowling alley was cut.
Oh... You have to do
what's better for the show.
It was the censor.
He thought you were too sexy.
- I'm sorry.
- That's fine. Forget it.
Ok. All right, well I'm going to go get
Izz, if anyone needs me I'm on my cell.
Sure.
- You go girl.
- Hey, is Rosie there?
No you just missed her.
She had and emergency botox appointment.
You are bad.
No Izzie, don't hover over Dylan.
Do something else.
- Hi Britney.
- That's it, talk to the girls not him.
B*tches!
No. No no no no.
Izz!
- Bye Dylan.
- Yeah.
Hey!
- Ma, you know what happened today?
- What?
I went to the bathroom and there was
this brownish spot,
but it wasn't from you know where.
Honey, that is your period.
Oh congratulations, your...
your a woman!
Let the game begin!
Ma what's is better?
Maxi with wings for extra protection,
or absorbent dry and bulge your pants?
How many light days are there?
Honey, you do not need all this.
- Can I have a Twix bar?
- Yeah.
Ops, I got a career...
by shaking my rear,
and making guys leer.
Oh baby baby.
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